Yes, The Rezort is basically Jurassic Park with zombies.
Maybe that's a simplistic (and even unfair) way to describe the movie, but it's the first thing that popped into our minds once we got past the 90-minute news montage that opened the movie, and the story actually started unfolding.
I don't think that it's a bad thing either. It's actually a pretty cool concept, and so what if the filmmakers said "Hey, what if we did a movie like Jurassic Park, but with zombies, man!"
If it works, it works, and it definitely works well here.
After a near zombie apocalypse which saw mankind wage war and win against legions of the viral undead, losing 2 billion lives in the process, the world begins to rebuild itself. Part of that rebuilding involves capitalism, and the monetary exploitation of the tragic events, because that's what we humans do. That's where The Rezort comes in.
IT'S LIKE A BIG VIDEO GAME! |
SHE HUNGRY. |
Good times.
STICK WITH HIM. HE KNOWS HOW TO STAY ALIVE. |
The zombies look, and act, really cool in this one. Yes, they're the fast moving zombies which many Horror fans seem to hate, but if that ploy works for the movie, then we have no issue with it. They really don't movie crazy fast or anything, so if you're one of those fans who prefer slower-moving zombies, don't panic.
The cast did a great job here with a script that gave them some rather clunky dialogue to chew on. Jessica De Gouw, whom we loved in the excellent Aussie Apocalyptic flick, These Final Hours (Review HERE), was the perfect final girl in this one, and she's destined for big things, we think. This also may be the best thing we've seen Dougray Scott in for quite some time. We dig that guy.
ELEN RHYS WAS A SEXY TREAT AS WELL. |
SEE, THERE'S SOME BLOOD! |
THIS IS AS CLOSE TO A SEX SCENE AS THIS MOVIE GETS. |
AND SHE'S GOT THE GUN. |
Bring it on.
B-
The Rezort is streaming on Netflix now.
Sexy survivors, Jessica De Gouw and Elen Rhys.
Wow, this movie was up on The Scene since the beginning of 2016.
ReplyDeleteSays it's a 2015 movie. Must of been sitting on a self somewhere, or they only released it overseas.
Anyway, I must have missed it, becuase it was up again a few months ago.
There are so many crappy horror movies that come out, that sometimes it's hard to filter through them all. I'm glad I have someone that can help me out when I miss something LOL.
Ooooh! Thanks for the heads up. About to go find this gem on Netflix, thanks for the review!
ReplyDeleteA decent zombie movie. Nothing more but nothing less and given this genre, this is a good thing. Assholes could have died more painfully, though. Since some survived on both sides, there might be a sequel but I won't hold my breath till then.
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