These posters may have caught our eye, but we're kinda nervous about the movies they're representing.
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| Really? Do the people that came up with this poster, let alone title, expect either to make the average horror fan spend money on their flick? It hurts being a horror fan sometimes. |
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| Sure, this poster made our collective wiener sit up and take notice, but can zombies really be sexy? |
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| We really should know better, but alright, we're in. |
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| Fuck you, The Asylum (Pictures.) You and your movies. |
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| Sure it's based on actual events. Sure it is. |
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| I know it's Troma and all, but man, no. |
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| Hot chick, half naked in a school girl outfit, and her name might just be Lucky Ho... why in the world would we not see this? |
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| What are Nazi's going to do at the center of the earth? There are no Jews there! Are they going to fight lava? I call shenanigans. |
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| Another shitty movie about killer sharks, starring Brooke Hogan... No. |
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| The picture intrigued us until we saw the name Kevin Sorbo lurking up there at the top, and then we were all like, nah. |
Most of these raise more questions than they answer, but Nazis from the Centre of the Earth can only be awesome. Even if it is an Asylum movie.
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