(aka
Not Another Twilight)
Release Date: In Theaters Now.
Written by: Suzanne Collins and Gary Ross
Directed by: Gary Ross (Steven Soderbergh directed the riot sequence)
Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Liam Hemsworth, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley and Donald Sutherland.
$155 million in its first weekend. That's third all time behind
The Dark Knight and
The Deathly Hallows: Part 2. Not bad for a movie that many thought was going to be the starting point for another
Twilight-esque franchise.
I thought that at first. I was wrong.
THG is the story of a
Post-Apocalyptic Society and its
Government's mistreatment of its poorest citizens. Each year, the
Government of Panem selects 2 kids between the ages of 12-18 from its
12 Districts, puts them in an arena, and makes them kill each other until only one remains alive? Why? Because they want to keep them in line, and remind the citizens that they can crush them at any time. In other words, do as we say or die.
Katniss Everdeen is a feisty poor girl who can kill with a bow like nobodies business. She volunteers for the games to take the place of her little sister, and is forced to fight for her life aside some boy who gave her some burnt-assed bread one time when they were little.
You already know the plot, I'm sure, so that's all we've got on this subject.
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| A picture from the leather bondage sex scene. It was very artistic. |
For being a book adaptation, and one that was aimed primarily at young adults,
THG works well on nearly every level. It's emotional, tense, disturbing, and triumphant.
Gary Ross knew what he was doing when he decided to tackle this subject matter, and it shows. Aside from some annoying shaky-cam moments, this is a really well made film.
Jennifer Lawrence owned the screen as
Katniss. She's always been a great actress, but now the world knows, and she's aboutt be thrust into the
A-List Stratosphere. Same could be said for
Josh Hutcherson; his subdued and romantically tortured
Peeta beamed with charisma and no doubt dampened the panties of
Teen Girls everywhere. He's probably going to have some stalkers now.
We wish that some of the supporting characters could have had more to do. This is
Katniss's story, and rightly so, but
Woody Harrelson,
Elizabeth Banks and
Lenny Kravitz were so good in their roles, that they just begged for more screen time. Then again, everyone nailed their parts.
Donald Sutherland was the perfect evil
President Snow,
Stanley Tucci was joyously good as
Ceasar Flickerman, and
Wes Bentley was great as
Seneca Crane. Top to bottom, the cast was amazing, and no one felt out of place in the slightest.
Even the lesser-known actors who played the tributes (contestants) were good. Most of them were "kids" and had relatively smaller roles to play, but they were all great.
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| The best drunk ever (except for maybe Arthur.) |
The worst thing about
THG are all of the misconceptions people had about the movie before it was even released; It's a rip off of
Battle Royale; It's a rip off of
The Running Man; It's another
Twilight, complete with a silly love triangle...
No, no, and most definitely not.
First and foremost,
THG is not another
Twilight. There is no shallow, moronic, paper-thin girl character to be found here, obsessing over two boys and which one is going to take her to prom. There's an undercurrent of romance and unrequited love perhaps, but it is not the point of the story in any way.
There's no
"Team Peeta!" and no
"Team Gale!" If that's what you want, just go watch
Twilight another twenty times and wallow in your sad perception of what romance is.
THG is also not a rip off of
Battle Royale,
The Running Man, or anything else that people feel is too similar in plot. There are elements that are the same, absolutely, but it's its own story. At their core, any movie, or book for that matter, made/written these days has been done before, and you just cant escape that fact. So yes, kids being gathered by the Government and thrown together to fight to the death was done in
Battle Royale. People watching
The Hunger Games on
TV and treating the participants like celebrities is akin to
The Running Man in a way.
Remember though that most fantasy is familiar with
Lord of The Rings, Most gangster dramas are
The Godfather, most
Bourne-like spy thrillers are pretty much
James Bond, and every slasher since 1978 is
Halloween. We could go on, but the point is clear; every archetype has its starting point. To be fair, the idea for
THG and its themes began with the
Greek Myth of Theseus,
Reality TV, and the
U.S. war in Iraq. Ideas come from everywhere, and sometimes, multiple places at once. If there's anything that isn't original, it's the audiences that eat them up.
Despite the premise of the movie, the blood and violence were kept to a minimum in
The Hunger Games, because, kids.
It is so not that kind of movie. It's a shame too, because
Elizabeth Banks and
Jennifer Lawrence are both
Hotties, and seeing them naked would have served the story just fine: "
Katniss, scared and alone, clings to
Effie... in the bathtub... where they are naked. Together, they discover a new sort of
Hunger Games..."
Works for us.
Probably
Katniss singing to
Rue. If not that, any scene involving
Woody Harrelson, because he's just that awesome.
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| We're also really partial to this scene, but it's really more of a moment than a scene, so we digress. |
If you give a starving girl some bread, she will kill for you. Also,
Catching Fire, the sequel that will hit theaters in
November of 2013, will be a ridiculously monstrous mega-hit.
The Hunger Games is a winner all around, and not just for the kiddies; it may look like standard Teen fare, but it's far from that. Courage, sacrifice, making a stand, rebellion, even the love of ones family; you could safely say that
The Hunger Games is about all of those things and more. It's not perfect, and it misses the mark by skipping out on few elements that didn't make it from book to screen, but overall it's a hell of a movie that deserves much of the hype surrounding it.
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The hotness of
Jennifer Lawrence and
Elizabeth Banks makes sure that the odds are ever in our favor... the dirty, dirty odds. On a side note, how can you not love a girl who refers to her own character as
Katpiss Neverclean?
Jennifer Lawrence did just that. True story.
