"House and Home" is the first story of the three, and involves a rich couple who love Jesus, and so they love to spend their time doing good deeds. They also love to invite homeless people to their crib, drug them, and then take turns raping them, because who in their right mind doesn't love to rape homeless people? The wife is a snooty bitch, and her hubby is a simpering puss-bag, so right off the bat you can see who's in control. *I'm pretty sure it's her he wants to rape and kill, because she really deserves it. But, let's take out our anger on some poor destitute homeless chick instead...
Which brings us to Sorrow; the hot homeless chick with a very foreboding name. Right off the bat you should know that raping "sorrow" can't be the best of ideas. It's like trying to stab "hate," or bitch-slap "rage." Nothing good can come of it.
And of course, nothing does. Nudity, bondage, rape, face-pissing and blood ensues. Lots of blood.
Cheeky bitch. |
Freaky bitch. |
Seriously, this gimp is rocking the joint of a large Rhino here, and it's kinda scary. Being fed pureed human organs doesn't make things any less creepy, and seeing the chick take these crazy sperm pills and have a psychic link to the gimp while pissing blood doesn't help either. This is definitely Cronenberg territory.
It's hard to properly break this story down without using about 5,000 more words, so let's just leave it at this; it's trippy, creepy, and gross. Also, it might be best to watch this on some sort of hallucinogen. We're not condoning drug use, but it's true.
Biggest man-hammer ever. |
Yeah. That's exactly what you think it is. |
Bitch is the most twisted of the three stories, in a way, because it's one that is real, and you know things like this just have to go on in daily life with many couples. She's the Dom, he's the Sub, and he loves when she humiliates him, bangs him in his brown balloon knot with a strap-on, bangs other people and makes him watch, or even makes him walk around on all fours like a dog... which, by the way, she's profoundly terrified of.
After a while, he grows tired of his bitch treating him like a bitch, and since he's not one to bitch, he gathers up a bunch of bitches, and despite her bitching, ties her up... and we've said too much already. Suffice it to say that every bitch eventually bites back when beaten enough, and sometimes they travel in packs. Bitch. Just wanted to say that one more time.
Walk in, see this... what do? |
This. You do this. |
All three segments were enjoyable in their own way, and for different reasons, but if we had to pick one as our favorite, it would have to be Mutant Tool. It was definitely the most "out there," and it was about an abnormally ginormous dick... how can you not love that?
*Disclaimer: we do not, as a general rule, "love" dicks. We prefer boobs. Although one of us, who is a girl, likes dick and boobs, but that's neither here nor there. Thank you.
Woof. |
Also, be nice to bitches. |
If you like your movies disturbing and mentally challenging, then you should grab a copy of this one and give it a go... then again, you'll probably like it if you enjoy large wangs and bestiality too. And piss. An buckets of sperm.
B+
Little Deaths is available now on DVD and VOD.
Little Deaths was definitely about sex, and that means here there be sexy women!
Huh. Well, consider this added to my wishlist.
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