November 17, 2011

5 good things about Shark Night 3D...

Since there are so many movies that we poo-poo after enduring (and for good reason), we thought it fair to come up with at least 5 things that were good or decent from the DO NOT WANT'S of the world. We will use pictures to illustrate said things.

So here are 5 things about Shark Night 3D that we liked (or at least didn't totally hate):

1- Sara Paxton.
2- Dat Ass.
3- Wet sluts in bikinis.
4- The hot little tamale behind Sara Paxton.
5- The black guy spearing a shark to death, because he's from the streets and that's "how it's done." Good work, youngblood.


  1. Fuck Shark Night 3-D and fuck Sarah Paxton too! They've got half another chance to make things right with me and that includes titties that are not unincluded with the next score!

  2. I can definitely see two reasons to watch it in that first picture.

  3. damn the blonde is smoking hot. dat ass! dem tits! forget the other girls give me the one the blue bikini!

  4. i'll take the blonde please