If I'm being honest, the only reason I watched Recovery was because it stars Kirby Bliss Blanton. That might sound a bit superficial, but it's really not: she's a good actress that has a very likable quality which makes her a perfect final girl for these types of flicks.
And yes, she just so happens to be really, really good looking too. I mean, even her name screams "adorable." No one named Kirby Bliss can be anything but adorable.
Point is, aside from her presence, Recovery didn't do all that much for me. It happens.
The movie opens with a father giving his nervous son a pep talk before his big date with the girl of his dreams... who just so happens to be locked in a trunk in the basement. Apparently father and son like to kidnap women to add them to the family, as evidenced by "Mom" who is shackled in the kitchen upstairs. Well, the girl escapes from the trunk, grabs a baseball bat, and takes the kids jaw off with a wicked swing, and then quickly dies for her trouble.
WHICH LEADS TO THIS GUY WEARING A BANDANA ON HIS FACE. |
YEAH, IT GET WILD ALRIGHT... |
Twists and reveals abound from then on.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GOOGLE LEMON PARTY. |
As I said above, I watched this one because of Kirby Bliss Blanton, who is just about as cute as it gets, and her cuteness is pretty much the best part of the movie. Rachel DiPillo is a close 2nd, as she's both a decent actress, and cute as hell. They pretty much made the movie watchable on looks alone.
I know that's not much of a reason to watch a Horror movie, but sadly, everything else about Recovery was middle of the road material: A bunch of dumb kids wander around a creepy old house looking for some girl who stole a new cellphone, instead of calling the Cops like any rational person would do; and a family kidnaps girls to add them to their brood for no other reason than "they're all insane!" It makes for decent Horror fodder, but it sure doesn't make for a very good movie. At least not in this case.
BUT SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD. |
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THERE'S A BASEBALL BAT IN THIS PICTURE. |
STAY IN THE CLOSET, KIRBY. YOU'RE TOO SCANTILY CLAD TO BE SEEN IN THIS MOVIE. |
You know, like a lot of B-grade Horror flicks did in the 80's.
Wait for it to hit Netflix.
C
Recovery is available now on VOD.
Kirby Bliss Blanton inspires her middle name in us.
Has everything been OK lately? Your posts have been lite lately.
ReplyDeleteOct had the least for Halloween.
Anyway, hope all is well. BTW, where is my review of Antibirth...
Everything's been ok, but the last two months have bben busy.
DeleteI started a new job (real world, to pay the bills), and it's in retail management, so it's been long, tiring days.
I DID NOT get to do what I wanted for October, and November was the least amount of post I've done in years. That really sucked. A lot.
Things have evened out though, and I am not going to let that happen again. Also, I still have like 20 reviews to format and write... Antibirth is one of them :)