Sorority House Massacre
In Attendance- Me
Cast Members of Note- Angela O'Neill, Wendy Martel, and Pamela Ross.
What's it about?- A really boring chick is pledging a Sorority that lives in her childhood home; of course she doesn't remember this, nor does she remember that her brother slaughtered everyone in her family except for her in the very same house. This amazing premise sets up 40 minutes or so of lame flashbacks/dreams involving mannequins and marbles, and plenty of blank stares from her.
|Nice hair, Courtney Cox.|
|What is this, method killing?|
The Good- Aside from being a blatant rip-off of Halloween, having some weak acting, and boasting one of the lamest killers ever put to film, it managed to have a creepy moment here or there. It's a fun movie to watch if you miss the old days, when it seemed like there was a cheesy slasher movie on every corner, or if you like bad hairdo's and horrible fashion.
|Other than that it pretty much sucked. |
The Downright Horrendous- I'm not exactly sure why , but the trailer for this movie uses footage from Slumber Party Massacre... Did they run out of money, not care, or were they just confused?
|How did he even get up there?|
Best Line- "That's him, that's the guy from my dream!"
What did we learn?- Roger Corman may have been involved in every movie ever made. Also, it's good that the 80's are over.
D+ (4.5/10) This movie is a mess from the start; from the rip-off plot, to the lame killer, to the overall suck-ability of everything else... and yet it is marginally fun from a nostalgia point of view. If it's on TV, watch it. If not, don't bother seeking it out.
It kinda ripped off A Nightmare on Elm Street too.