One-Eyed Monster (a.k.a. Ron Jeremy's Cock kills People)
Sub-Genre- Horror Comedy/Killer Penis
Cast Members of Note- Ron Jeremy, Ron Jeremy's penis, Amber Benson, Charles Napier and Veronica Hart.
Ron Jeremy's dick has been terrorizing the Porn world for over four decades now, and finally we have proof that it can kill. The crew of a Porn shoot heads into the deep woods to make their movie called "Animatronic Donkey Blues", full of energy and ready to tap little Johnny behind the ear all weekend.
|The face of a sex murderer!|
|He's got "the glow", just like Taimak did in The Last Dragon!|
|This is a trap, not the trap I was cleverly referring to.|
|Amid the hi-jinks and hilarity, this movie managed Hto pull off a fairly creepy scene.|
Ron Jeremy has had sex with more women than every other man alive... put together! It's a wonder his wang hasn't turned on him before this.
|Why does this remind me of Alien?|
|Guess which one we get to see nakie?|
"With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip."
"We're gonna need a bigger tampon."
"I know you dug him, but that's his dick out there and it's a mass-murderer!"
"Wanna know what hell sounds like? I think it sounds like 30 men getting massacred by a dick!"
Director- "Ok Ron, take off your sweater." RJ- "I'm not wearing a sweater."
This movie was funny as hell.
Black Sheep, Shaun of the Dead, or Slither, it's played almost totally for laughs while fitting neatly into the Horror framework. Don't expect perfection, and I think you'll really enjoy this one.