Cast Members of Note- A bunch of French people I have never heard of in my life.
|Ladies and gentlemen: Marie, George, and Pascal.|
|I don't know about you, but I'd trust her.|
|No. We don't wonder about that at all.|
I always praise Euro-Horror for getting certain things right; they do gore and atmosphere perfectly in most cases, but the trade-off is usually the lack of a coherent narrative and some really cheesy acting. That's exactly what we have here; a really fun, unsettling movie that makes little sense.
|Because I had no idea what in the hell was going on, that's why.|
|"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, The Grapes of Death."|
|And why is there always a creepy blind chick in foreign Horror movies!?!|
|"I love you!"|
|She was too creepy for us to ogle.|
|Also, never feed grapes to cats; it gives them Feline AIDS or something.|
The Grapes of Death is available now on Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD.
Brigitte Lahaie was a French Pornstar in the 70's? Well you do now!