With her recent turns In American Mary and Hannibal, we're even more eager to see anything new that she's starring in, which is why we had such high hopes for Torment.
As it turns out, sitting through Torment was in itself a torment all of its own. At least the title was fitting.
Newlyweds Sarah and Cory decide to take a vacation deep in the woods to their summer cabin, which is more like a mini-mansion than anything. Cory's son Liam is along for the trip, which is no good for anyone; you see, the kid hates his new stepmother, because his dad married her way too soon after his mother's death. So basically, this vacation is going to suck for everyone.
Step-Whore. |
Yeah, no need to worry. |
Why does this mask look nothing like it does in the poster? |
Oh don't look so surprised. You knew exactly what this was. |
Had the plot elements made a bit more sense, this would have been a solid little Survival Horror flick. It is all kinds of tense, has a few fairly creepy moments throughout, and it kept us engaged; we wanted to see where it was going, instead of giving up on it halfway through.
Katharine Isabelle is the key to this movie, as her presence alone makes it watchable. She really is a great actress, and she always seems to handle Genre roles like a pro, even if those roles (or the movies that they're a part of) aren't all that great.
The Canadian Danielle Harris. |
The writing is the biggest culprit here, as they way that some of the scenes play out make little sense, and a lot of the dialogue simply doesn't work at all.
Sarah: "What do you want!"
Piggy Mask shows her a picture of the kid.
Sarah: "Why do you want him!"
Piggy Mask: "To take him home."
Sarah: "This is his home!"
Piggy Mask shows her a picture of the kid's parents.
Piggy Mask: "This is his hell."
That scene just played so awkward... The writers tried to make the masked killers come off as clever with their contrived lines, and with the way that they would move and behave. The killers in this movie felt like as if The Strangers were made up of Jigsaw, one of the inbred mongoloids from Wrong Turn, and Squeaky Fromme.
So much of it played far too heavy-handed, and felt way too try-hard.
Mickey Why? |
- So you hear a noise in the middle of the night, and see something pass by your door, but all you do is go check downstairs for two seconds and determine that everything is alright? Wouldn't you want to go check things in the direction that whatever passed in front of your door went... you know, where you kid is sleeping?
- You have a flair gun, which is at least something of a weapon, but you shoot the rounds off in the middle of the forest so that you can see? I get that it probably sounded like a great idea for a scene, but it made no sense.
- Was the big reveal at the end supposed to be shocking or something?
- Why would you stop to talk and give each other kisses when a group of maniacs just tried to kill you all? Do you know they're all dead for sure?
- How many shots does this shotgun have?
Is it aliens? |
Not messy, but creepy. |
Screw you, shower curtain! |
Midnight gardening. |
C-
Torment is available now on DVD and VOD.
Katharine Isabelle is one of the First Ladies of Horror in the new millennium, and rightly so.
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