Well, because you're all idiots.
Joy Ride 3 is one of those Direct-to-Video Horror sequels that exists only to earn some money by playing off of the popularity of its predecessors while showing a bunch of cool kills.
We're fine with that, because in all honesty, that's why most Horror sequels exist; we all long to see a familiar menace killing some deserving people in creative and gory ways.
The problem with these kind of films though is that unless you're prepared to shut your brain off and ignore the ridiculous, nonsensical mess that tends to surround the kill scenes, they can be more of a grating experience than and enjoyable one.
Having seen 967 movies exactly like this over the years, it's safe to say that yes, the whole thing irks us just a little bit.
Joy Ride 3 opens with two tweekers trying to have dirty meth addict sex, until one of them realizes that they're out of Skizzle. The chick tweeker's stank ass throws a fit, which prompts the dude tweeker to use a walkie-talkie to lure some horny trucker to their motel room so that they can rob him, and get some more Skizzle. Of course, that horny trucker turns out to be Rusty Nail. How two broke-ass drug addicts can afford a walkie-talkie is beyond us, but hey, we should know better by now than to try and ask sensible questions during movies like this. Also, we have no idea what in the hell Skizzle is; it just randomly popped into our heads and made us laugh.
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"Rusty Nail this is Weepy Vag, do you have any Skizzle? Come back now, over." |
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Nothing comes between them save for that bag of meth stuck to that window right there. |
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Yeah, that looks like an animal. Morons. |
Far be it from us to spoil anything here, but suffice it to say that there will most likely be a Joy Ride 4. Woo!
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She's the Final Girl, so of course she'll escape this trap and return for the sequel. |
The movie looks good, the stunt/action sequences are really solid, and the gore gags are really messy and well done. The opening sequence was the best part of the movie, and was genuinely enjoyable.
The cast gives their best effort in this one as well.
I know that's a short list of positives, but that's just how it goes.
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That's a pretty shot. Artistic even. |
The best part of the original Joy Ride was the fact that Rusty Nail was such a shadowy and mysterious figure; we didn't know who the creepy trucker was or why he was terrorizing these kids, and it made things far more intense. You know, it's basically the whole less is more thing. Well in this third entry into the Joy Ride series, our pal Rusty is a game playing, one-liner spitting chatterbox.
"I learned that from a Hockey Ninja!" What? Who wrote that?
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"Need a lift, Jack? Heh!" |
Please die, because you are too stupid to live.
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Yes, you are all stupid. |
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Eye like it! |
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They should have made these two wear these outfits for the entire movie. |
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"Yep, that looks like a car wreck all right." |
There's not really much about this movie to recommend, but if you really like gory kill scenes, then you'll enjoy this one. In fact it's because of the gore and the kill scenes that we didn't dismiss this movie completely.
C-/D+
Joy Ride 3 is available now on VOD, and will be available on Blu-ray and DVD on June 17th.
Kirsten Prout was so cute in this movie that she makes us sad that we never gave Kyle XY more of a chance. Kind of. (Not really, but she really is a total QT.)
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