Much like threat levels assigned to such heinous things as terrorism or nuclear attack, so do bad movies have their own threat levels. For bad movies, the higher the threat level, the more pain they inflict and we must endure.
|Threat Level: Midnight- Movies don't get worse than this.|
For our purposes, it's a fun way to say "run while you can!"
|Threat Level: Stingray- This is gonna hurt.|
|Threat Level: Nukie- More pain than pleasure.|
|Threat Level: Vanilla- More Pleasure than pain.|
|Threat Level: Buddy- So bad you can't help but love it.|
This is the good kind of suck. Mostly.