Blood Sand; The Sand; Killer Beach; The Beach That Ate the Whores... alright, maybe that last one isn't real, but it's fitting. Point is, this movie, whatever the hell it's really supposed to be called, has had a bunch of different titles, and whether you see it on cable, Amazon, or DVD, it could be using any of them.
Whatever title it does use, it's safe to say that The Sand is aimed at the type of audience that loves cheesy, exploitative Horror flicks.
I mean, just going by the poster, this movie really should be called The Tits, which is pretty much its main selling point anyhow.
|GOOD TIMES INDEED.|
The next 60 minutes is all about then trying to get off of the beach (via surfboard), and not making it.
|WHY THE BLACK MAN GOTTA BE THE ONE STUCK IN THE BARREL, HUH?|
Sexy girls in bikinis, some gruesome kills. cheesy dialogue, and even a pretty funny cameo by Jamie Kennedy; there's a lot to like here for fans of B-grade Horror flicks.
We also dig Brooke Butler. We've loved her since All Cheerleaders Die.
I really wish though that they had made it the actual beach itself that was eating the kids. No explanation as to why (or maybe it was pissed off that a bunch of partiers littered all over it or something), just somehow this beach started eating any living creature that steps on it. That would have made it a bit more crazy fun.
|OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PART OF THIS MOVIE: NIKKI LEIGH.|
|THAT'S IT, ASSHOLE, SHAKE IT'S HAND!|
|SO BAD IT'S GOOD.|
|HE'LL STAR IN ANYTHING THESE DAYS.|
|THIS MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN 10 TIMES BETTER IF EVERYONE HAD BEEN NAKED. EVERYONE!|
"It was the Government!"
"Why is Fat Albert in the trashcan?"
"This is way worse than the lady with a horseshoe crab up her ass."
|"BUT I POOP FROM THERE!"|
We had fun with it.
The Sand is available now on DVD and VOD.
The Sand are so hot, that they got their own Horror Hottie post, right over HERE!