A veteran detective and his hot piece-of-tail newbie partner (
Mmmelissa George!), are out to find a clever serial killer who has a deep message to share with everyone. The deep, dark and brooding inner city streets are perfect for this remake of
Se7en... Hold on, this isn't a remake. Moving on, the killer sets up a series of very clever "Will you kill your loved one to save your own pathetic life?" scenarios, and it gets pretty nasty.
Jigsaw gets all feminine this time out... wait a minute... this isn't
Saw XXI... Anyways, someone is out to get some payback for a gang-rape gone wrong (is it ever right?), and also finds time to do plenty of mathematical equations along the way. I could easily make a pi joke that would fit perfectly here, but I digress. Ok, I lied:
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| pi=3.14159265 or vagina |
The dark, inner city, cliche'
Horror, brooding cop vs. eager cop, "this is a lot like that other movie" stuff rolls along, and delivers some hot "nail hammered under fingernail" action. I won't ruin the ending for you here, but I will say that being gay doesn't mean you should lose have to your wiener. Does no one believe in love anymore?; Hot, sweaty, ghetto-fabulous, man-on-man love?
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| These guys sure do. |
WAZ is a decent flick, although it is painted rather heavily at times in shades of
Se7en,
Saw, and a few other
Torture Porn flicks. It's definitely not in ripoff territory though, and it delivers some nice moments throughout. The overall story is a good one, and the movie doesn't aim to shove the all too popular surprise twist down your throat at the end, although there is a small one.
Stellan Skarsgård rules as always; what a great actor he is.
Mmmelissa George is hot as always; what a great piece of ass she is. It's also cool to see her in yet another
Horror flick. God I love her... Now if she'd only get naked more often.
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| Tom Hardy! |
It's nothing we haven't seen before. Also,
Mmmelissa George's character is a little to pouty and useless here.
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| But at least she's still hot. |
What is with all of the anger towards penises in
Horror movies lately!?!?!?
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| The international symbol for penis solidarity. |
A fairly disturbing gang-rape flashback, some painful to watch torture moments, and the disturbing actions of a bad mommy are enough to make the average viewer cringe.
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| Ouch. |
Crack whores make terrible mothers. Also, gay interracial love never works.
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| Also, bitches be crazy. |
Waz is a decent enough effort, and worth catching if you get the chance.
Mmmelissa George is always welcome on our screens anyways, isn't she?
C+
Waz is available now on
Import Blu-ray and
DVD.
Mmmelissa George strikes again!
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Yup, this was a good movie and it totally proves that man-on-man "gay love" is stronger than:
ReplyDelete- the bond between a mother and son
- the bond between brothers
- the bond between grandson and grandmother
- boyfriend and girlfriend "straight love"
Sorry Jason, looks like you'll have to go find some man candy.
Uh, I kid...of course (not that the gay agenda couldn't do with some extra members).
- Zac