Shark Night 3D was a PG-13 bore that was light on gore and flesh, and didn't deliver much of anything fun at all.
You know it's a sad state of affairs when a movie starring Sara Paxton has us checking our watches, because we love that girl, and she usually holds our attention pretty well.
|The opening scene showed promise...|
|Why are you in that underwater cage, Sara Paxton? There's no air in there!|
Young Hollywood prudes baffle me. It took Meg Ryan until she was what, like 40 before she finally got naked? By that time, nobody wanted to see her naked. She should have dropped trou in When Harry Met Sally, when she was hot and relevant... although that most likely would have meant seeing Billy Crystal naked too, so, maybe we're glad that she didn't. You get the point though.
|You came from American Idol, honey, you should feel fortunate that you're starring in anything... so make with the boobs already!|
This movie should have been far more menacing and way bloodier, and it ended up feeling nothing but sanitized.
|"Hey, I'm Gonna eat ya'll. Mmm, yummy, mmm."|
You want a cool shark movie, go grab a copy of Deep Blue Sea. Say what you will about that movie, but it rocked in all the right ways. Plus. I mean, it's Sam Jackson vs. Killer Sharks... how can that not be a win?
Sara Paxton and the chicks in the movie were fun to stare at...