Sub-Genre- Torture Porn
Cast Members of Note- Ashley Greene and Stephen McHattie.
Ashley Greene is a little whore, hitchhiking through Asscrack Nowhere on a quest to find her long lost father. She's picked up by a guy named Tom Rape, who coincidentally tries to mouth rape her, and she ends up almost shooting his peen off. What kind of girl carries a gun in their purse? The same kind who wont give random road head... a prude, that's who.
|The dangers of road head.|
|Not just a bar whore, but a traveling bar whore.|
|What a charmer.|
|The end... or is it just the beginning? Dun, dun, dun!!!!|
Whereas Stephen McHattie is a great actor, Ashley Greene is really not. Maybe I'm still in shock that the other kid from Twilight did a bag up job in Dread, that I expected Ms.Greene to blow me away too, but alas, I was not blown. Heh. I see what I did there.
Why no nakie? In a movie filled with all kinds of hookers and bar whores, why we no get no nakie, nakie?!?
|Next time, be nakie.|
We get some sexual scenes and situations, but not the full on nudity that we deserve. For shame.
"I swear, sometimes I wonder how I gave birth to a child this fucking stupid. "
Ashley Greene isn't into road head. Also, Stephen McHattie needs to be in more movies, as he clearly kicks all sorts of ass.
C- (5.0/10) This was an average horror movie in many ways, which had a few good moments and a great performance by Stephen McHattie. Ashley Greene was way better in the Twilight movies (God, I just said that) than she is here; she just doesn't have the chops to carry her own movie, let alone a horror movie where I'm supposed to feel for her. This one is rather bland and may be worthy of a rent at the most.
She is so shy! (and by shy I mean slutty.)