Dead Cert" Frankham and his group of Limey Crimey's, who live their lives happily in a strip club, acting all tough, fighting, drinking, and speaking in dialects that not even other British folk can understand. It's what gangsters in England do, you know. Gangsters and Football Fans. The Football Fans are rougher though. Sorry, Gangsters.
|"Are you taking the piss?"|
|And so are their whores!|
|This scene totally could have been from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels...|
I mean, not much is slicker than a good Brit Gangster flick, or as bloody fun as a good Vampire flick, so really, bringing the two elements together just makes good sense to us. It's not the first, nor the best of the Gangster/Vampire genre -that honor still goes to 1992's Innocent Blood- but hell, it's a goodie none the less.
|Vampire kids are the creepiest.|
|More scenes like this would have been good.|
|Hottest victim ever.|
|Wet, red, and nearly naked.|
|If anyone can beat a vampire with only their fists, it's Craig Fairbass.|
Anywho, check it out if you want a decent way to waste a few hours.
Dead Cert is available now on Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD.
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