Miners deserve the same praise that we laud onto those that serve in the Military, the Police Force, Fire & Rescue Services, or the Medical Field. Without Miners, we'd have less power. We'd have no salt. We'd have no minerals and ores that are used to make most of the important things that we use in our everyday lives.
Without minerals and metals, we'd be a primitive culture once again.
If it can't be grown, it has to be mined.
In this modern world, that is a terrifying thought indeed.
Even more terrifying still, is the thought of a group of Miners not only caught in a cave-in (leaving them trapped and helpless), but being stalked and killed by an unseen force while they wait for rescue. With nowhere to run.
Beneath is a movie about a bunch of Miners that get trapped underground after a cave-in, and how they all end up going bat-shit crazy as a result. Or maybe it's about a bunch of Miners that get trapped underground after a cave-in, and are set upon by a Supernatural Force that has laid dormant for years, just waiting for someone or something to feed on. Either way, a bunch of Miners are trapped, and it's pretty damn terrifying.
"Oh shit, did I leave my curling iron plugged in?" |
So that would make these spirits/creatures misogynists then? |
Well... |
If closed spaces give you the jitters, then this movie will have you in fits.
I would not go in there. I would sit and wait for help. Like a coward. |
The cast all did a fine job here too, but it was really nice to see Jeff Fahey back in a solid flick for a change. He's always been a great actor, but after the 90's he was basically relegated to a b-movie career, which never made sense to us. Here, he gives a solid performance as a Dad trying to keep his daughter safe from... whatever it is that is hunting he and his crew of miners. Nice job, Jeff.
Jeff Fahey still does the best Jeff Fahey face. |
If it's a Horror movie, then the whole cave-in serves only as a plot device to get people to the dying grounds, which is a disservice to the storytelling potential of a mining disaster. If it's a Thriller about a mining disaster, then it loses a lot of its storytelling potential by adding a bunch of unnecessary stalk-and-slash elements to the proceedings.
Beneath is obviously an amalgamation of both of those things, and it was a good movie, we just wish it had been a bit more decisive on exactly what kind of movie it wanted to be.
We'd tell you to run, but you can't. |
Did the iPhone have something to do with it? |
There's also the old "finger in the leg" scene. |
Just think about how great a topless bouncy-house scene would have been... |
This is not going to end well. |
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Beneath is available on VOD, and in Limited Theatrical Release, now.
Kelly Noonan is in this.
Having a solid cast it was a shame that I wasn't able to tell who was who when they yelled the names. A solid background story wouldn't have hurt. I mean, pretty girl wanting to show the guys that a girl can go and do some mining? Or at least go underground and write an article about it? This is not enough meat on the bones to make me cheer for them loudly. Of course, I'm all for the Final Girl but I would like to care enough for all those men being killed.
ReplyDeleteAnd a hot steamy sex scene would have added another star on the ladder.