Cast Members of Note- This movie is filled with a who's who of great British character actors; Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Danny Dyer, Steve Berkoff, Craig Fairbrass, Andrew Tiernan.
Dead Cert" Frankham and his group of Limey Crimey's, who live their lives happily in a strip club, acting all tough, fighting, drinking, and speaking in dialects that not even other British folk can understand. It's what gangsters in England do, you know. Gangsters and Football Fans. The Football Fans are rougher though Sorry, Gangsters.
|"Are you taking the piss?"|
|And so are their whores!|
|This scene totally could have been from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels...|
I mean, not much is slicker than a good Brit Gangster flick, or as bloody fun as a good Vampire flick, so really, bringing the two elements together just makes good sense to us. It's not the first, nor the best of the Gangster/Vampire genre -that honor still goes to 1992's Innocent Blood- but hell, it's a goody none the less.
|She so cute.|
Vampire flicks often have nudity in them. Movies involving strippers and strip clubs, almost always have nudity in them... so with the three combined, where were the boobs, filmmakers? You, good sirs, have wasted the nudity potential of one Ms. Loretta Basey, and that is simply a crime against humanity! Live with that one on your collective conscience, you thoughtless dicks!
Vampire flick, so you know the blood is flowing freely in this one. Throw in plenty of bullets on top of the neck biting and staking, and yes, it's a bit heavy in the wet and red department.
|Um... She is.|
Dead Cert is a fun Gangster/Vampire hybrid that does enough right to make the watching enjoyable. If you like your average British Gangster flick, hot chicks, Vampires, and Cockney accents, then this is the movie for you. Also, if you like seeing maybe the hottest woman on the planet (Loretta Basey), then this movie is definitely for you. Leave me be, I have a thing for curvy British girls.
Anywho, check it out if you want a decent way to waste a few hours.
Loretta Basey, and we need to take a closer look at her...