The Graves sisters are a pair of hot, sassy riot grrrls that are having a last weekend of fun together before the oldest sister, Megan (mmm), goes off and leaves innocent little Abby behind in favor of a job in another city. How cold is that? You know that Abby can't survive on her own. She's too sweet and vulnerable and... Oh hey, I really like your shirt. Is that an extra small?
|I dare you to look at anything other than her boobs. Even her sister is checking them out on the sly!|
|Taking the tour of Skull City doesn't seem like such a fun idea now, does it girls?|
|"How you liking the tour, bitch?"|
|"Question my career choices again, Horror-Boy, and I'll bleed you dry with a fucking butter knife."|
Jillian Murray and Clare Grant. Sure, you know I'm going to say how hot they are, talk about their boobs, and make some sort of sexual innuendo in an attempt to be clever, but wait, there's more... they can actually act. In fact, their on screen charisma was about all that saved this movie from being unwatchable at times.
Genre veterans Bill Moseley and Tony Todd make an appearance here, playing the same characters they normally do, only not as interesting. Still, it's always fun to watch Bill, and I love Candyman, so Tony Todd is cool with me too. And what a surprise to see Amanda Wyss (Tina from the original A Nightmare on Elm Street) in this one. And is that the singer from Lamb of God playing one of the town psychos? This movie is packed with odd cameos. Neat.
|"We did good?"|
|At least she's still hot.|
|Fun trip so far, ladies?|
Clare Grant naked in this movie may be the worst blunder Mankind has ever endured. Ever. It is a travesty to hide what she has with clothes, and not share her Carnal Bounty with us. She's special. Jillian would look good sans shirt too, I'm sure.
|Seth Green gets to see those in real life.|
Skull City is never a good idea.
Clare Grant, other than I think I'd watch her in just about anything. *Addendum: Apparently Clare Grant is now married to Seth Green, so, good for her.
Also, Jillian Murphy is fairly sexilicious as well.