Cast Members of Note- Dennis Quaid. Also, this is an original Platinum Dunes movie produced by... Michael Bay! Since when do they do anything but remakes? Interesting.
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse who kill people in elaborate ways to "make us see." How cliche'. What the fuck are we supposed to see? I like the horse-murder idea way better:
|He found Butternut just as he had left him, with the exception of being raped and dead.|
|I like your style, kids. Go Wings!|
|You know what Dennis Quaid, you're Emo too. Stop moping around.|
|"What in the fuck..."|
|See, no one wants to hear your shitty poems!|
|It's about that horrendous.|
|Best scene in the flick.|
Ziyi Zhang said was comedic gold, and not in the good way.
|"This looks like the work of adopted kids!"|
The Horsemen is available now on DVD and VOD.
Ziyi Zhang is in this.