Devil Coby's writing (mostly when it comes to dialogue and monologue) is so callow, annoying, putrid, and painful to listen to, that I have no choice to assume that she's decided to use her writing to spark trendy new buzz-words and phrases, with just about every other line.
Does no one have the courage to tell Devil Coby that no one talks like that unless they're 14-years-old or mentally slow? By trying to show how hip and "in touch" she is with the Tween world, she proves just how much she really isn't.
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What the fuck are you smiling at? |
Here are a few examples of her horrendous dialogue:
- "I need you hopeless." (What? Who the fuck says that?)
- "You need a mani-pedi bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." (Maybe the perfect example of Cody's suck.)
- *Pointing at boobs* "These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real." (Do kids who talk like this really not know how lame they sound?)
- "I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about a girl who's, like, half sushi. She must have had sex with a blowhole or something." (What does this even mean?)
- [Having been stabbed in the stomach and bleeding profusely] "Got a tampon?" (Oh, that's funny. I get it.)
- "You're totally lesbi-gay." (Stop making up words and phrases! Right now!)
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UGH. |
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This scene was pretty good at least. |
This movie sucked, but at lest Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox looked good. That's something.
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