There never seems to be a shortage of gorgeous women in the
Movies & TV Shows that we love, and for that, we are truly thankful.
Any woman that stars in a
Horror flick goes through hell, that's just a fact. They get murdered, raped, stalked, possessed, and terrorized. They get beat, cut, stabbed, decapitated, disemboweled, hung, burned, and broken. They get covered in blood, vomit, and plenty of other unsavory substances...
And though it all,
THEY LOOK GOOD DOING IT.
The bottom line is that while we may tend to talk about their boobs and butts an awful lot, we truly realize that
Horror movies simply couldn't exist without the talented and dedicated ladies that star in them. They make the dark and bloody fictional worlds that we love a bit more easy to endure, with their beauty and talent alike, and plus they usually run around in skimpy outfits (or nothing at all), which is pretty nice too.
So let us take a look at the
Horror Hotties of 2014 that had the biggest impact on us. We've listed them
A-Z so as to avoid any sort of ranking controversy... because feminism, or something.
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ADDISON TIMLIN |
Starred in: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (our review),
Odd Thomas (our review.
) In
2014,
Addison Timlin is a great little actress who starred in two movies that we really enjoyed (on different levels), and though she didn't get naked in either of them, she did bravely bare her cameltoe in
Odd Thomas, which, um... kinda shows off her grooming habits.
That takes courage.
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ALEXANDRA DADDARIO |
Starred in: True Detective.
In the Year of our Lord 2014,
Alexandra Daddario at long last got naked on film, blessing the world with an unfettered look at her massive sweater puppies. She's one of the most gorgeous women that we've ever laid eyes on, and now that we've finally seen her naked, it feels as if everything is right with the universe. World-Class, her breasts are.
Also,
True Detective was a really good show.
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ALEX ESSOE |
Starred in: Starry Eyes (our review.
) Yet another actress that starred in only one
Horror project in
2014,
Alex Essoe made quite an impression on the
Horror Community with her performance in
Starry Eyes. It was a great movie in its own right, but it was
Essoe who made it work as well as it did. It also doesn't hurt that she's really hot, and that she got all kinds of naked in the movie.
She's got a great career ahead of her, but for now, we're just happy that we got to see her in
Starry Eyes.
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BROOKE BUTLER |
Starred in: All Cheerleaders Die (our review.
) Where
Brooke Butler came from, we have no idea, but we're sure glad that she did. We're usually not partial to blondes (don't ask, just a preference thing), but there's no denying that this sassy, golden-locked minx is one of the hottest chicks that we've seen in any movie this year.
More, please.
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EMILY KINNEY |
Starred in: The Walking Dead, The Following. Super
QT Emily Kinney stole our hearts as
Beth Greene on
The Walking Dead, and we saw those hearts broken when they killed her off on the show. Now, we're not really sure when we'll see her in anything
Horror-related again. That makes us sad.
R.I.P Beth.
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EVA GREEN |
Starred in: Penny Dreadful (our review),
300: Rise of an Empire (our review),
White Bird in a Blizzard,
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. Do we really need to explain why
Eva Green is on this list? Not only did she star in plenty of
Genre fare in
2014, most of which was entertaining, but she's sickeningly gorgeous to boot. The fact that she'll get naked in anything makes us love her even more. Honestly, the woman is fearless.
We love you,
Queen Eva.
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JUNO TEMPLE |
Starred in: Horns (our review),
Maleficent,
Sin City: A Dame to Kill for. We love
Juno Temple because she's an Indie darling that doesn't think it beneath her to take on "lesser"
Horror & Genre roles, which is pretty great. Also, she's smoking hot. Also, much like the aforementioned
Eva Green,
Juno isn't the least bit afraid to get naked on film, which she does often. We also really liked her in
Horns, which wasn't quite as good as the book, but still worked well for the most part.
Juno Temple is a talented free spirit, and she's one of our faves, looks and talent-wise.
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KAREN GILLAN |
Starred in: Oculus (our review),
Guardians of the Galaxy. This sexy
British ginger starred in two of the year's best movies, one of which was a monster Box Office smash. Also, she proved that if a woman if truly gorgeous, she can completely shave her head and it does not make a difference. We do like her better with that fiery hair though.
Her star is only going to continue to rise. Bring on
Guardians of the Galaxy 2!
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KATHARINE ISABELLE |
Starred in: Hannibal,
See No Evil 2 (our review),
Torment (our review),
Being Human. Over the past few years, we're pretty sure that
Katharine Isabelle has become the
Canadian version of
Danielle Harris; both of those girls are not only smoking hot, but they both always seem to have multiple
Genre projects going at any given time. She killed it as
Margot Verger on
Hannibal, and we're hoping that we'll be seeing more of her in
Season 3.
Katharine Isabelle is a modern-day
Scream Queen, without question.
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KATIE HOLMES |
Starred in: Miss Meadows (our review),
The Giver. We had to give a little bit of year-end love to
Katie Holmes, because at almost 40-years-old, she's making a bit of a comeback, and she looks pretty damn good doing it.
Miss Meadows was an odd movie though, so beware.
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KRISTINA KLEBE |
Starred in: Proxy (our review),
Killer Mermaid,
The Following. We've adored the hell out of
Kristina Klebe ever since she played
Lynda in
Rob Zombie's remake of
Halloween, and not just because she got naked in it.. although we didn't that at all. In
2014, she kicked ass in
Proxy, and starred along-side of the legendary
Franco Nero in
Killer Mermaid, and she's still as hot as ever. So, she had a pretty great year.
Now, let's get
Killer Mermaid 2 going, because we need a follow-up to that ending.
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MAIKA MONROE |
Starred in: The Guest (our review.
) She only starred in one
Horror movie that saw proper release in
2014 (the awesome
The Guest), but don't despair, because she's about to blow the fuck up in
2015;
It Follows looks to be every bit as good as was
The Guest, and by some accounts, it may even be better. She's on one hell of a career roll so far, and we hope it continues for her.
Did we mention that
Maika Monroe is straight edge? Because she is.
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ROSE LESLIE |
Starred in: Honeymoon (our review),
Game of Thrones. Another bit of ginger minge for our list,
Rose Leslie is a sexy, pale
Goddess whom we just can't get enough of. She terrified us in
Honeymoon, and broke our hearts in
Game of Thrones, and we can't wait to see her in
The Last Witch Hunter next year.
"You know nothing, Jon Snow" will always be her line.
R.I.P Ygritte.
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OLIVIA COOKE |
Starred in: Bates Motel,
Ouija (our review),
The Quiet Ones,
The Signal.
Olivia Cooke quietly had herself one hell of a busy year in
2014. While she's probably most famous for playing
Norman Bates' sickfu on
Bates Motel, she's also proven that she's capable of carrying a movie as well. Super cute and talented, we'll gladly see whatever
Olivia's got coming out in
2015.
Just no sequel to
Ouija, please.
There were plenty of other lovely ladies that entertained & ensorcelled us in
2014, and we have to highlight at least a few more of them here. They definitely deserve some love.
*Click their pics to be taken to their
IMDB pages.
As a woman who loves horror, I would love a male hotties post. I can't be the only one. Can I?
ReplyDeleteYou are probably not the only one, Dissolved Girl.
ReplyDeleteTell you what, after the first of the year, when Christmas is over, and when we're all caught up and done with the 2014 posts that we still need to do, I will personally do a Male Hotties post.
Feel free to give me some suggestions as to what it should containor you'll be stuk looking at what I think you'd think was hot. *No Channing Tatum though. That's a hard line I WILL NOT cross :)
Thanks so much! You're the best! This is my favourite horror blog (I read it every day) :) I've never understood the attraction to Channing Tatum so no worries there!
ReplyDeleteIn no particular order. Brian Hallisay (Hostel and Jessabelle), maybe it's just me but I think Pat Healy is hot! Tony Todd, Ryan Reynolds (sorry), Jensen Ackles (sorry again), Aidan McArdle (Maybe a bit obscure. From The Borderlands), Kurt Russell (but only in The Thing...that hat!), Bruce Campbell :)
That's all I can think of for now :) Thanks again!
Don't ever be sorry for liking Ryan Reynolds. He's cool.
ReplyDeleteJensen Ackles you can be sorry for lol
My guilty pleasure :)
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