Release Date: On VOD and in Limited Theatrical release now, available on Blu-ray and DVD on 2/26.
Written & Directed by: Austin Chick.
Starring: Danielle Panabaker, Nicole LaLiberte, Liam Aiken, Michael Stahl-David and Andrew Howard.
We're all about good revenge flicks around these parts; if you're a fan of Horror movies, you pretty much have to be. So many great Horror, Thriller, Action flicks (et al.) have plots that revolve around someone getting revenge, avenging something, or evening up the score, that it's hard to find many that don't.
Just think about some of the great movies you've seen and loved that involve women getting revenge for whatever reason; Fatal Attraction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, I Spit on Your Grave, Carrie, The Dragon Tattoo series... In movies, women are often times wronged, and they just as often seek to right those wrongs through violent means.
Hell, even Friday the 13th (1980) was all about a woman seeking bloody retribution.
|Is it odd that we always mistake these three lovely ladies for one another?|
Let us say right off the bat here, that we love to be snarky and lace the serious parts of our reviews with humor, and oft times it's humor of the inappropriate kind. Horror is a heavy subject, so we aim to keep things as light as we can, even if only through ridiculous picture captions or the like. Plus, we fancy ourselves funny.
On that note, I'd like to say that rape isn't really a topic to be making jokes about. We do it anyway, because humor is always the best way to make a tough subject feel a bit less harsh, but we really don't think it's funny. *On a side note to that note, rape is pretty funny if it involves a clown, and maybe some sort of zany horn or whistle. Or Benny Hill music.
|Alright, fine, It's not funny. Relax.|
|"OMG why me?"|
|"Wait... I'm a toy?"|
|"Why do I keep meeting guys like this?"|
Overtly bloody revenge ensues.
|The only consistant thing in all of your failed relationships, is you.|
Danielle Panabaker did a hell of a job here. Her use of facial expressions and body language to convey her character's inner feelings and Demons was great to watch. I don't know that she'll get the credit she deserves for her performance in this one or not, and that's a shame, because she really harnessed the movie's atmosphere and subtext and made it her bitch.
|Stop staring like that, you're creeping us out.|
First, Shae is a totally non-sympathetic character. She's having an affair with a married man (which makes her sad and pathetic to begin with), whom she stalks after he breaks it off with her (making her look even more pathetic.) Then, as a cure all for her heartbreak, she hits the club, gets wasted, and ends up going home with some complete strangers, which results in her being raped. Then... yes, there's another then... after enduring that horrific trauma, she revisits her dysfunctional relationship and calls her married ex, which results in more abuse... I mean are we really supposed to feel for a girl who constantly puts herself in these situations? Get some self esteem and get your shit together already.
Second on my ire-filled list, is her only friend in NYC, Lulu. Silly name aside (Lulu? Come on), there's nothing whatsoever that's likable about the girl. She's portrayed as being a crazy bitch who thinks all men are horrible and useless pieces of trash, and yet she claims to have never suffered any childhood trauma that warped her into this mindset of wanting all men dead, which makes her character not only annoying, but troubling; she's not a pissed off, strong woman who is tired of being trampled on by self entitled men at all... she's just crazy.
|Come on. Who does this? (Insane people. That's who.)|
It felt like the point of the movie was that these girls are supposed to be strong female archetypes, but they end up being nothing of the sort. They're weak and off-kilter, and to me, that doesn't spell feminist at all. *As a man, I'm obviously offering a man's viewpoint of what the word "Feminist" should mean here, but come on. If these girls are supposed to embody Feminist ideals, then Feminism is a bunch of sad B.S.
|She really was great in this movie though.|
Had it just been Shae exacting her revenge all alone, sans the help of her bitter Suicide Girl wannabe crimey, I may have bought into her descent into madness and revenge more than I did. An isolated person, suffering a succession of major traumas in a short span of time, and becoming unhinged because of them, sounds fairly possible to me. I can even buy into the whole "she snapped and did some crazy things" bit too. It would have definitely been less annoying without the antagonistic Riot Grrrl pushing her towards it. It just didn't feel realistic at all.
|She would have never done all of this on her own, which I know is the point, but still.|
Danielle Panabaker, this movie ultimately doesn't work for us. Its characters just couldn't generate enough sympathy from us to make us care about them in any sort of real way, and thus the story felt thinner and less substantial than it should have. It's not a bad movie, per se, it's just that the parts of the movie that we didn't like, kept us from liking the parts that we did.
For us, Girls Against Boys is a D+/C- affair, that really could have been way better than it was.
Feminism, and we're posting sexy pictures of Danielle Panabaker. Pretty sexist of us, huh? Well, I would argue that the fact that Ms. Panabaker is confident enough in herself to pose for pictures like this is, in and of itself, the purest form of Feminism... the sexy kind!
You go, girl!