Bloody, comically violent, and just plain all around awesome, Machete is definitely a movie for Horror fans.
Originally a trailer sandwiched between the two Grindhouse movies for a goof, people loved it so much that Robert Rodriguez (El Hefe), went ahead and made it a full length feature. That's why Rodriguez is so awesome; he just gets what cool is, says screw it, and goes for it. He's a Fanboy at heart, and he makes movies for other Fanboys. You have to respect the hell out of that.
Maybe the best part of the whole Machete project is that finally, after being awesome for so many years in so many smaller roles, Danny Trejo is the lead in his own movie. The guy has been in more that 250 productions over the course of his career, and it's hard for us to think of a guy who deserves it more, so nice job, Danny. Nothing but love.
Below, we offer 10 reasons (aside from the movie's wall-to-wall action and bloody mayhem) that will compel you to go see Machete asap. You really should go. Genre flicks like this need our support, else we be deluged by nothing but endless Saw sequels and prissy Vampire movies. Check it out:
Reason #5- Michelle Rodriguez (no relation to El Jefe mentioned above.) Not only was she Ana Lucia on L O S T, but she looked really damn good in this movie. Also, she's hot. |
Reason #6- Deniro. Nuff' said. |
Reason #7- Don Johnson. Come on, the guy is Sonny "Motherfucking" Crockett for Pete's sake, I think it's a Cardinal Sin not to love him. |
Reason #8- Steven Seagal. Not only is it fun(ny) to watch him act, but you can tell by looking a him that he loves ham. Anyone that loves ham that much is alright by me. |
Reason #9- The acting ability of Lindsay Lohan. LOL. Sorry, I can't say that without laughing. How does she keep getting work? Oh yeah. The tits. I digress. |
Reason #10- Robert Rodriguez's nieces. Do I really need to explain it to you? |
This movie has been graded A for Awesome.
Machete? He banged them.
I went in expecting this movie to be so lame that it would be good, but instead I got a movie that was so awesome... that it was pure awesome.
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This movie was great! I had the opportunity to see Danny Trejo in El Superstar! Not many people have heard of it and it hasn't been publicized much, but it's great. You can see it at Laemmle’s Monica 4-Plex (9/17/10 through 9/23/10):
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Danny Trejo will be there!!!!
You're so right about Jessica (LOL), and she would be my main reason for watching this... along with the nieces (that's a hot pic!). The rest... can't say it does anything for me. Rodriguez' oeuvre just isn't to my tastes. But you know what is? The Last Exorcism! You should review that next ;)
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