Cast Members of Note- Agnes Bruckner, Taryn Manning, the "new to me" hotness of Ryanne Duzich, and Waingro himself, Kevin Gage!
A bunch of Yuppie Larvae head out into the woods (of course) to celebrate their impending College graduation, which involves beer, guns, slutty chicks in bikinis, sex and an oiled-up silk pillow case race through a pool of JELL-O... and also a creepy killer who wants them all to kill each other by 6 A.M.
Were I him, I'd kill her with my sex. |
I won't spoil the ending for you here, but suffice it to say that the last person alive isn't who I thought it'd be, and the "twist" at the end was cool, without being too crazy unbelievable.
Who gave the dumb blonde the gun?!? |
This was just a well-made movie, with some hot chicks and some good kills, and I for one hope it gets a theatrical release before hitting DVD. I know it was made in 2007, and obviously went through some re-shoots, but this movie is so much better than most of the genre dreck that we tend get in Theaters... like The Spirit, Saw 53, Disaster Movie... are those all Lionsgate films? Oops.
Get on the damn stick, Lionsgate! Don't "Meat Train" this movie!
Hey Lionsgate, would you help us bury her like you bury all of your cool Horror movies? Thanks. |
*Addendum: Carly Pope was in a picture shown at the beginning of the movie. wow.
Not in the movie, dammit! |
They're all laughing at the idea that any of them would bang him. |
We get one pair of boobs for a second of two, and Ryanne Duzich gets pretty skimpy too, though only teases us in the end.
That's the goosd stuff. |
Oh dude, I am sooo with you! |
This is not the time for romance, dickhead. |
This was a bad-ass little Survival/Slasher flick, that didn't make me scream at the screen 20 times... well, other than the occasional "show your boobs!" I don't know when it's coming out, either Theatrically or on DVD, but see it when it does.
B++
Kill Theory is available now on DVD and VOD.
Taryn Manning is in this, and she brought along some of her sexy friends too.
what is the song playing during the scene where Freddy is playing xbox and the two who are getting it on?
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ReplyDeleteThis was great!
Maps 'It Will Find You' By Chris Richmond
ReplyDeleteSmart and effective? A couple words I certainly wouldn't have chosen for this movie. To each his own, of course, but I found it to be a pretty forgettable slasher film. Some bad acting, a questionable script....far too 'saw-ish'. Not the worst I've seen but I was annoyed more than anything at the end of it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Anon, This one just worked for me.
ReplyDeleteI just watched Kill Theory recently and I thought the movie was great! And I must say that, in my opinion, anyone who is a real fan of the genre would see that it's not really that much like Saw at all. I mean, ya there's a psycho who is playing a sort of "sick game" with a group of people, but that's about as close to Saw as it gets. Besides, last time I checked Saw didn't have a corner on the psycho slasher market. This movie has a completely different twist to it as well, which I found to be quite fun and refreshing! The acting was decent for once too, which made the character's reactions to their unlucky (for lack of a better word) situation to be very effective and realistic. I couldn't help but to put myself in each character's shoes and imagine what I would do in the same situation.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I'm concerned, any movie that manages to get the wheels of my imagination fired up and turning is good in my books!