FORGET ME NOT
Sub-Genre- Supernatural
In Attendance- Me
Cast Members of Note- Carly Schroeder, Cody Linley, Brittany Renee Finamore, Micah Alberti, and the hot as balls Brie Gabrielle.
What's it About?- A group of kids decide to play an innocent game of "Ghost in the Graveyard" and end up giving the local creepy kid a seizure, and nearly scaring her to death. Aren't kids cute?
Years later, the same group of asshole kids are now asshole teenagers, and are getting ready to head off to college and start their lives as asshole adults. Now, instead of silly childhood games, they play things like "Drink to excess", "I'm a total whore", and "Let's drink to excess, because I'm a total whore."
Only the virginal princess knows what's happening to them, and of course her friends all think she's bat shit crazy, which makes them all even more annoying and disposable. Can she stop the game in time to save her friends? Will everyone die, leaving her insane and alone? Will any of the hot chicks get naked and stop teasing us? Maybe, maybe not. I'll say no more
The Good- This movie is essentially one big game of Ghost in the Graveyard, but real life creepy style. A mix of your typical teen slasher and your equally as typical Asian ghost story, Forget Me Not is better than I thought it would be, but not quite as good as I'd hoped.
The movie is pretty, everyone in the movie is pretty, the story is fairly interesting and the premise well done, and ha it been "scary" at all, I would have loved it to pieces. As it stands though, it's a mostly entertaining flick that won't make you unhappy to waste an hour and a half on.
The Bad- This movie felt too tame for all of its slutty characters and bloody death scenes. Had it pushed the envelope just a bit, it could have been something special. Too tame!
She's imagining just what "pushing the envelope" truly means.
The Downright Horrendous- This movie is filled with whores, whores, whores. Screwing this one, screwing that one, sitting around in large groups and talking about who they've screwed before... in front of their boyfriends. This is disturbing in two ways; first, it's scary to think of girls actually being this slutty. Secondly, and most important of all, is the fact that none of them got naked!
The Gory- Surprisingly, this one had some cool kills and a decent amount of blood. I'm most partial to the industrial machine death myself.
The Naked- Boo! With all of the hot, nubile, slutty girls in this movie, are you telling me we can't get one naked boob? WTF?!
She's like a sex panther.
Best Line- "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, release the one ignored by heaven... 8, 9, 10, Now run and hide or join her at the devil's side... 11 comes, the clocks will chime, forgotten souls erased by time...
Midnight comes it's not too late, so kill the ghost or seal your fate!"
What did we learn?- Holy Shit is that Christopher Atkins?!? And that one other guy who I've seen in some stuff from the 80's? I guess that this teaches us that B-movie actors never truly die. Also, never pick on the sick, creepy kid.
The Master Says- B- (7.0/10) Forget Me Not was a decent effort, hampered only by being too tame and not being all that scary. That aside, it's a fun way to spend a couple of hours, especially if you like movies filled with pretty people behaving badly. How can you not love that?
Final Thoughts- I am in love. Yes, Again.
The Bad- This movie felt too tame for all of its slutty characters and bloody death scenes. Had it pushed the envelope just a bit, it could have been something special. Too tame!
The Downright Horrendous- This movie is filled with whores, whores, whores. Screwing this one, screwing that one, sitting around in large groups and talking about who they've screwed before... in front of their boyfriends. This is disturbing in two ways; first, it's scary to think of girls actually being this slutty. Secondly, and most important of all, is the fact that none of them got naked!
The Gory- Surprisingly, this one had some cool kills and a decent amount of blood. I'm most partial to the industrial machine death myself.
The Naked- Boo! With all of the hot, nubile, slutty girls in this movie, are you telling me we can't get one naked boob? WTF?!
Best Line- "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, release the one ignored by heaven... 8, 9, 10, Now run and hide or join her at the devil's side... 11 comes, the clocks will chime, forgotten souls erased by time...
Midnight comes it's not too late, so kill the ghost or seal your fate!"
What did we learn?- Holy Shit is that Christopher Atkins?!? And that one other guy who I've seen in some stuff from the 80's? I guess that this teaches us that B-movie actors never truly die. Also, never pick on the sick, creepy kid.
The Master Says- B- (7.0/10) Forget Me Not was a decent effort, hampered only by being too tame and not being all that scary. That aside, it's a fun way to spend a couple of hours, especially if you like movies filled with pretty people behaving badly. How can you not love that?Final Thoughts- I am in love. Yes, Again.
5 comments:
I can see by the pics of the film you posted that the girls really do look like a bunch of cunty whores.
Do they at least smoke meth?
I was expecting so much less, but it looks like it may be worthy of a looksie.
This sounds great. I do love horror films with whores and sluts.
I'll go check it out.
Looks like a run of the mill horror movie. Nothing special.
I found this movie a little hard to get into, especially in the beginning, because pretty much all of the characters are horribly unlikeable. I kept watching for Brie though, who is stunning, and I eventually warmed to it.
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