Cast Members of Note- Agnes Bruckner, Taryn Manning, the "new to me" hotness of Ryanne Duzich, and Waingro himself, Kevin Gage!
Yuppie Larvae head out into the woods (of course) to celebrate their impending College graduation, which involves beer, guns, slutty chicks in bikinis, sex and an oiled-up silk pillow case race through a pool of JELL-O... and also a creepy killer who wants them all to kill each other by 6 A.M.
|Were I him, I'd kill her with my sex.|
I won't spoil the ending for you here, but suffice it to say that the last person alive isn't who I thought it'd be, and the "twist" at the end was cool, without being too crazy unbelievable.
|Who gave the dumb blonde the gun?!?|
This was just a well-made movie, with some hot chicks and some good kills, and I for one hope it gets a theatrical release before hitting DVD. I know it was made in 2007, and obviously went through some re-shoots, but this movie is so much better than most of the genre dreck that we tend get in Theaters... like The Spirit, Saw 53, Disaster Movie... are those all Lionsgate films? Oops.
Get on the damn stick, Lionsgate! Don't "Meat Train" this movie!
|Hey Lionsgate, would you help us bury her like you bury all of your cool Horror movies? Thanks.|
*Addendum: Carly Pope was in a picture shown at the beginning of the movie. wow.
|Not in the movie, dammit!|
|They're all laughing at the idea that any of them would bang him.|
Ryanne Duzich gets pretty skimpy too, though only teases us in the end.
|That's the goosd stuff.|
|Oh dude, I am sooo with you!|
|This is not the time for romance, dickhead.|
This was a bad-ass little Survival/Slasher flick, that didn't make me scream at the screen 20 times... well, other than the occasional "show your boobs!" I don't know when it's coming out, either Theatrically or on DVD, but see it when it does.
Kill Theory is available now on DVD and VOD.
Taryn Manning is in this, and she brought along some of her sexy friends too.