May 29, 2008

The Proverbial Horror Hottie of My Generation: Neve Campblell (Downey Syndrome's 2 cents)

That's right... Neve Campbell, or Sugar Tits as she prefers only myself and Mel Gibson (exclusively) to call her, is perhaps the defining mainstream Horror Hottie of my generation. A pioneer in the field of cheap thrills and blatant partial-nudity, she spawned what would become the Teen Angst Slasher Horror sub-genre that was prevalent in the late 90's and early 2000's. Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3 as well as The Craft (along with varied TV projects), propelled her into almost every spotlight available from 1993-2000.

Thank you for getting me through my formative years.
As far as Horror Hotties go, it doesn't get much hotter than Sugar Tits amongst the 20-something crowd... unless of course you consider Jennifer Love Hewitt (aka Jerkit McHugetits) some sort of a Horror Vixen for her brief foray into the cheap slasher market.

Yeah, she counts.
Now, I will grant you the fact that Neve's career was short lived, and she's fallen into relative obscurity as of late, resorting to appearances on television shows and obscure b-grade movies to keep working, but that's just how it goes for most actresses in Hollywood. However, her esteemed career in my angst-driven teenage years has cemented her a place in my Horror Vixen Hall of Infamy (aka Boner Town.)

Forever.
No matter what she does from this point on though, one thing is for sure... Neve Campbell will always be a stone cold Hottie.

2 comments :

  1. She's no Jennifer Connelly!!!

    Did you notice how she went from horror movies in the 90's, to being a whore in the 2000's?

    Just saying.

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  2. The whore in the 2000s is the best part.

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