31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Amber Marie Bollinger

She's been Amber Bollinger, Marie Bollinger, Amber Marie Bolligner; she changes her name as often as she does her hairstyle/color, but that's what makes her interesting, you know?

We first became aware of this girl's presence in the 2010 backwoods survival flick Pelt, and she had us at "Do you like a little moonshizzle, dog-fucker?" Sure it's an awful line, but coming from her we believed it. Further more, she made us care.

I will take a glass of that moonshizzle, please and thank you.

She also had a small role in Sutures, which was a pretty decent little flick, and her upcoming flick, Huff, which I think changed titles to Big Bad Wolf, looks promising. Point is that she's keeping busy and she's still embracing the Horror genre.

We're here talking about her because she's hot though, not because she has talent and stuff, so allow us to offer you two pieces of video evidence which will attest to the subtle sexiness of AMB... and don't make me do a hand check, kids.


There's so much sexiness happening in that "No Such Thing as Love" video, that we lose focus and black out about halfway through... and I'm pretty sure AMB is kissing her own leg at one point, I don't even know. That entire video is better than Softcore Porn, and maybe even the hard stuff.

As for the Korn video, I'd watch a 90 minute movie based off of that... there would have to be girl kissing and alien boob exams and stuff though, because diversity is the key! Don't judge.

Skeeter just got moonshizzle all over his pants.

Just look at her face. Just look at it for a minute... Eyes, pretty. Nose, cute. Lips, full and wet (?), she even has a cleft in the chin. She's got that perfect kind of face that makes her able to rock the short haircut, and that's not easy to pull off for a lot of women. Still though there's something else on that face that is better than everything else... she has a cleft in her lip!

We'd run backwards with a greased ass through a field of dicks for one kiss from those lips, and not even a dirty one. A friendly peck would do. Lip cleft, okay? Lip cleft.

Bottom line is that Amber Marie Bollinger is sexy, sassy, multi-talented, and she keeps it real... real sexy, that is. Ha. Man, we're clever.

BTW, Amber, we're still waiting on Huff!

So check out Sutures and Pelt, or watch those music videos on a loop for a few hours, and celebrate the beauty of Amber Marie Bollinger, won't you? Just don't be pervs about it, alright?

31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Katheryn Winnick

Tall, leggy blondes aren't usually our thing (we usually tend to like 'em short and brunette), but there's just no way that we can leave Katheryn Winnick's sexy ass off of our Millennium Hotties list.

Alright, so not only is this chick smoking hot, but she's been a Black Belt in some sort of Canadian Karate since she was 13, and she also managed to start 3 Martial Arts Schools by the time she was 21... So, this hot, feminine little thing could not only kick your ass, but she opened multiple Karate Schools to train other people to kick your ass too.

All of this serves only to make her immeasurably hotter. And as it turns out, really dangerous.

No wonder she makes a convincingly kick-ass Viking in the History Channel TV show, Vikings.

That bit of news also serves to make us think she's a better Actress than we originally thought she was. In Amusement, she plays an ordinary chick who is terrorized by a killer clown and some other crazy dude, and she never even so much as karate chopped either of them! Now that's method acting.

For the record, the "clown" segment in Amusement was genuinely creepy, and if you haven't seen the movie yet, seek it out and give it a go.

That clown is about to get Karate'd right in the neck!

Choose wasn't the greatest movie, but Katheryn was pretty great in it, especially in her pivotal "shower scene." The raw emotion that she put forth while soaping herself up real nice was a thing of true beauty.

Our favorite Katheryn Winnick Horror offering though has to be Satan's Little Helper; what a silly, goofy, amusing, and overall fun little flick that one is. It's a Guilty Pleasure sort of a flick that showcases Winnick's hotness, and her willingness to let anyone feel her up and get freaky with her, even Satan!

"Hello?"

"Oh hey Satan.. wait, what are you..."

"Fine, just don't tell God!"

She can be funny, she can play scared with the best of them, and she can even kick some Viking ass, thanks to her Karate training... The moral of this story is that no matter what Katheryn Winnick is doing, you know that she's going to do it while looking, really, really good. Really.

It's nice to see that her career is on the rise, because this Horror Hottie deserves it.

It's an empty jar, Katheryn, ok? Can we move on now?

Damsel in distress or Viking, we'll take Katheryn Winnick any way that we can get her. Amusement and Satan's Little Helper are two flicks of hers that you should check out this Halloween Season, as both of them are entertaining in different ways.

Now enough words...

31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Cortney Palm

She played a naked corpse in Seance (if I'm remembering right), she was a naked whore who got chucked into a woodchipper by Santa in Silent Night, and she played a naked buffet table in Sushi Girl... and to us, all three of those roles are pretty special, and showed off the diverse range of her talents...

Her wonderful, genetically perfect, "wipe your mouth and stop staring, you pervy loser!" talents.

We had to cut this picture off so as not to reveal her talents, because we do things the classy way around here.

Sushi Girl is by far her best role/movie thus far in her career, but on a guilty pleasure level, we think Silent Night is kinda our fave. I mean the girl is doing a Porn shoot half naked when Santa kicks in the door and starts killing everyone in the room. What does she do? Well, she jumps out of a second story window, half naked, because she's no easy meat! Of course she ends up getting thrown into a woodchipper, but hey, she gave the whole escape thing a good effort.

Jesus Christ will someone please fill pouty-puss's glass already!

She's been an uncredited extra in movies like Superbad and Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, which may not seem like a big thing, but hey, were you an extra in those movies? No? Well shut up then!

My point is, that as nice as it is to see Cortney Palm naked, she's not just some hooker that people hire to get naked. Sure, she didn't have a very deep role in Silent Night, but if you've seen Sushi Girl, you know that she can act. If you haven't seen it, then you should. It's a good flick that surprised us on a few levels, and keeping to the point of this whole post, it showed Cortney Palm to be more than just a pretty face... and ass... and... damn it, it's really hard to take the high road sometimes!

That's an odd looking cat, but Cortney seems to love him.

So Cortney Palm may be someone you aren't all that familiar with yet, but with the way her career seems to be going, you will be soon enough. Even though she's a vegan (we really like ham), we can't help but love this girl, and not just because she's ridiculously hot.

Alright, being ridiculously hot is a pretty big part of it, but knowing that she actually has talent helps a lot.

Good for you, girl. Good for you.

All I'm saying is Psylocke. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go Google that name and hit images. She could totally pull that role off.