31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Asia Argento

She's the Daughter of Horror Royalty, and she's been doing genre work since she was 9 years old, that's why Asia Argento is one of our Millennium Hotties!

It's also fair to say that her growing from a cute kid into a smoking hot sex goddess has a lot to do with it too, but I mean she's got talent and a great pedigree, so we can't just be superficial about this. She even has a tattoo of a naked Angel on her tummy that disappears below her waistband, which obviously proves that her vagina is some sort of Celestial Being, so there's that too...

Young Natalie Portman?

Aria Asia Maria Vittoria Rossa Argento was born in 1975 to now legendary Horror Director Dario Argento and Actress Daria Nicolodi, the latter of whom was a Horror Hottie in her own right back in the 70's & 80's. Her house was most likely a creepy place to grow up as a child, so she turned to acting at the tender age of 9, and starred in a string of Horror movies that would serve to warp her fragile little mind!

"I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of movies."

She grew up fast and loose; she started smoking and drinking, getting tattoo's and acting all kinds of sassy. It wasn't long before she was all like "I'm gonna get naked in this movie!" and began to show her boobs and butt whenever the mood struck her.

She also developed a penchant for licking things, including her own armpit and dogs.

She does what she wants because she's based, and does not give a fuck what anyone thinks. That's female empowerment right there, folks.

That bitch will lick anything... I mean the dog, people. Geesh.

Don't go pronouncing her name like the Continent or early-80's rock band either; Asia is pronounced Ah-See-Ah. Seriously, she'll punch you in the face if you get it wrong.

When I said she was based, I wasn't kidding; this girl marches to the beat of her own drummer, and if you don't like it, she'll punch you in the face. Again with the face, I know, but that's how she is!

"I tend to be a lazy actress, unless I'm pushed. Most of the time nothing much is required of directors, which is a pity. I've worked with very few directors who've asked of me what I asked of myself."

Who says that and still gets work? Asia Argento, that's who.

She was once asked how she would want to be remembered, and she replied: "As somebody who has done everything, but didn't know how to do anything."

God bless her, man. Just God bless her.

Worst dental exam ever.

She also grew into a pretty good Actress, and remains in high-demand today. She's always got some movie or TV project in the pipeline, and whether they are Horror-oriented or not, they usually tend to push boundaries in one way or another.

In addition to acting, she's written books, scripts, written and directed her own films, has done documantaries on her father and Abel Ferrara, and has even released an album. She does everything, because you only live once so just do it!

She's kinda creepy and intense when she gets into her characters, and not just in Horror movies. In fact, some of her most unsettling roles have been in Indie dramas, if you can believe that. She's no stranger to mainstream work either (xXx), but as Horror fans we can't help but love and celebrate her for her genre work.

With her pedigree, we're pretty sure she doesn't mind that at all.

Like Father like Daughter, only Daughter is way hotter.

Oh, Aria Asia Maria Vittoria Rossa Argento, we've loved you since we were kids, and we're so glad that we have you in our genre lives. Thanks for always being so half-naked and awesome, and never giving the slightest fuck. #Based.

31 Days of Millennium Hotties- The Girls of Wrong Turn (2003-2012)

They’ve misbehaved, they've asked for it, and they died painfully for their transgressions; they are the girls of the Wrong Turn series!

When Wrong Turn came along back in 2003, we were dazzled by it's inbred Hillbilly antics, its Torture Porn gore, and of course by the hotness of Eliza Dushku; she was Faith from Buffy/Angel, and we were finally going to get to see her in a bloody Horror flick. We figured that maybe she'd even get naked.

Well, she didn't get naked, but she did end up looking really good in a tank top.

The movie ended up being pretty good too, and boasted two other true Hotties in Emmanuelle Chriqui and Lindy Booth.

All three of these gorgeous ladies went on to have pretty good careers, even though only Lindy Booth ever really showed up in Horror movies after that.

"No boobs for you, loser lol"

Wrong Turn ended up being popular enough to spawn itself 4 sequels between 2007-2012, and they were a mixed bag. If I'm remembering right, we really ended up liking part 4, and found the others to be alright for what they were. Good or bad, the series always had two big selling points; lots of gory kills and all sorts of hot chicks, many of whom were willing to get naked and act a little slutty... for their art. They did that for the sake of their art.

Four hot chicks with knives is a sight that is as sexy as it is terrifying.

This series is what it is. You either like seeing groups of dumb people dispatched in "clever" and overtly graphic ways by a family of inbred mountain mongoloids, or you don't. At the same time, you either like seeing a gaggle of hot chicks misbehave, get naked, sometimes kiss each other, have sex with random guys and then die,or you don't.

Either way, the Wrong Turn flciks have at the very least given us an ample amount eye candy to savor.

It looks like they lost their hea... no. I'm not even going there. Too easy.

There are way too many Hotties that starred in the 5 Wrong Turn movies to showcase them all here, so our apologies to those that got left out... it doesn't make you any less hot, ladies.

From Wrong Turn:

From Wrong Turn 2: Dead End:

From Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead:

From Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings:

From Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines:

 

31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Ashlynn Yennie

You know why this girl is on our list? Well, besides being smoking hot (of course), she spent the better part of two movies either having her face sewn to someone else's butthole, or vice versa. If that doesn't earn a girl a bit of our praise, love, and respect, I'm not sure what does.

Her role, and this movie in general, gives new meaning to the term ass-to-mouth.

Ms. Yennie also has a good sense of humor too, because she showed up in The Human Centipede 2 as herself, and allowed her real life persona to be bound to an even bigger, nastier Human Centipede. She basically broke her own fourth wall, which to us is a pretty amazing thing.

Let's not forget too that she did both of these crazy movies while being mostly naked; it wasn't the sexy and pleasing kind of naked, because there's nothing sexy at all about a Human Centipede, but it just adds to the amount of balls it took for a young girl to take on a movie like this as her first role.

Ashlynn, your agent should be fired for getting you all centipeded in real life.

Ashlynn Yennie isn't just the girl who "ate other people's poop through her friend's butthole and then pooped it out through her own butthole" though, no she's appeared in a bunch of other movies and TV Shows, most notably on HBO's True Blood.
 
She's also got some romantic comedies and other more "normal" movies on her career horizon, which is great, because we'd like to see her in something that doesn't make us afraid to eat chili for a change. Also, we'd like to see her naked and be able to enjoy it, you know?

I mean, the girl has got a dancers body (because she's a dancer), so she should make hay while the sun shines, and show it off. Only if she wants to, of course. (Just do it.)

Ashlynn Yennie is a sexy, brave-as-hell Actress who has earned her place in Horror History as the hind-section of the Human Centipede. She may not be a household name yet, but she's definitely out there making her acting bones, and looking good while doing it.

We know that she'll never truly desert the genre that gave her her creepy, disgusting, and darkly-humorous start, because she "gets" what Horror Movies can be when done right. For that, we are grateful.

The 31 Days of Horror are here!

Come every October, we do our 31 Days of Horror countdown... which of course every idiot on the Interwebs does (in some form or another), so really, it's nothing very groundbreaking.

Still, we do it because it's our month. It's our Holiday Season, you know? As Horror fans, there's no better time of year. As movie critics, it's a perfect time of year to point other Horror fans towards some cool and interesting flicks/talent that they may not be aware of.

We've done a Best of the Decades list, a Hidden Gem/Train Wreck list, a 100 movies in 31 Days marathon, 31 Days of Killer Kids (our personal fave)... We've always tried to at least mix things up and keep it interesting, instead of just talking about the same Horror flicks that seem to pop up on so many other lists, or covering totally obscure things.

We just love Horror. Obviously, so do you.

This year we've decided (after much self-debate) to do a list of 31 Horror Hotties of the new Millennium, that have made the genre better for their talents. 31 Actresses, or groups of Actresses, who have made the Horror films that we love better with their abilities, looks, dedication... and boobs. Those count a lot.

Now we're not doing this because we're sexist pigs (although there certainly is room to argue that point.) In fact, the idea was strongly pushed by our Senior female member, so no one can judge us because it was a girls idea!

Sexiness is a large part of the Horror Genre (and all movies in general), and these girls not only work hard, but they have to look good while breaking their asses on set. I mean let's face it, the movie industry uses sex to sell product, we're just the suckers who eat it up like the primates that we are.

Just remember; it's not sexist. It's sexy.

We'll cover some familiar faces, as well as some that are lesser known, all of whom kick ass and bring a variety of qualities to the roles that they take on... all of which is for the benefit of we, the Horror Fan.

Until then take a look back at our 31 Days of years past, because it's October, guys! *Keep in mind that we're still reformatting 2011's "31 Days" which is the creepy kids, because Blogger hates our HTML. So forgive us if some of the posts seem scrunched.