Cast Members of Note- Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, and some other people that played other parts, whom I'm not going to list.
Picking up minutes after the events that ended The Descent, where Sara escapes from the ground and yells into the sky, she runs off through the woods and proceeds to attempt to car-jack some poor rural rube driving down the road, with the help of a decoy deer... and that is the most interesting part of the movie.
Sara is hysterical, to the point that they have to sedate her and put her out. Seconds after they sedate her though, she's awake and answering questions for the Cops, looking wide-awake and coherent, although she doesn't remember anything. Naturally, with no memory of anything and being heavily drugged, the Sheriff decides to take her out of the Hospital so that she can head back down into the caves to "show them around." Makes perfect sense to us.
She looks fine to me. |
I didn't though. I won't give The Descent 2 the satisfaction. Nyah!
Yep, that about sums it up. |
Gone is any of the magic that made 2007's The Descent such a great and effective Horror movie. You know, like a tight script, taut directing, fresh and creepy ideas, and near flawless execution? Here, please be so kind as to allow me to rant for you...
Where to start? The premise of bringing a newly traumatized victim of such a tragedy, who is now safe and lucky to be alive, back underground where said trauma took place putting here right back in the face of potential danger, is ludicrous. No Cop on Earth would do that, and if they would, then they suck at being a Cop. "She can tell us to go right or left." Really? You need a wounded, mentally-frayed amnesiac to help you decide which way to turn? Whoever wrote this movie failed. Big time.
The characters were dandy too, though I'm not sure whether their actions or dialogue was more insipid and frustrating. Both were equal, I think. Shauna Macdonald overacted, which may be what she was directed to do, but as the film wore on, the emerging of her tough chick persona became painful to watch. The chick who played Juno (yes, she's alive, and I don't care if that's a spoiler) was even worse, making me facepalm myself several times with her over-the-top insane actions and poses. Again, the script was bad, so maybe it's all on the writing team, but the actors just couldn't get it right. I won't even discuss the Sheriff and his Deputy, as I don't want to sound like I'm being mean just for the sake of being mean.
This face was made 236 times during the movie... by me. |
The direction needs to take a shot in the nuts here to, as much of what was on-screen just seemed campy rather than creepy, or even dramatic. The movements and the faces characters made, how certain scenes played out, the jump scares and obvious "It's behind you! Turn around! Oh, you turned around too slowly, and now it's gone..." That happened every 3 minutes.
Yes, the actors actually mugged for the camera. |
Meh. |
"Whargarrbl!" |
Sequels often suck. Also, this sequel sucked a lot.
Glare at me all you like, you know I'm right. |
Go watch the first one, and forget that this debacle even exists.
Not even Shauna Macdonald and her sexy friends could save this one...
I know I'm going to be flamed for saying this, but I hated The Descent which I saw 4 days ago. I'm not saying it was a bad flick, just didnt work for me.
ReplyDeleteSo, no Part 2 for me I guess :D
I don't think The Descent was the end all be all that a lot of people say it was, but it was really good.
ReplyDeleteFAR too critical of this movie. it's seldom annoying, nice-n-gory, and just fun to watch. normally I can't agree more, but I 100% disagree with this :(
ReplyDeleteIf you liked it, then cool Paul, but this movie absolutely gave me fits.
ReplyDeleteI liked The Descent. But this i have no interest in. Doesn't exist. I know of people whom will praise this movie cos they like corny crap.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of world do we live in?
Hated this, but I hated the original too, so... I don't even know why I watched it really, but the ending made me laugh so hard that it almost made it worth the 90 minutes of suffering that I had just endured. Anyway, great review :)
ReplyDeleteI hated it as well,I immediately thought the same thing about a cop bringing a victim right back down to where she was...more than ludicrous
ReplyDeleteI also hated that they used almost the exact same scenes as the original but with different chacracters
ie-finding all the bones,seeing the crawler through the camera,walkie talkie going off
all done in the original and much better
ending served no ponint
One thing I think a lot of people missed is that the country bumpkin that picked the girl up in the beginning is the same one that fed the deputy to the creatures at the end. If that's the case, why would he have helped the girl on the highway in the first place. Frickin stupid...
ReplyDeleteA really good review. Agree that the script was seriously implausible, but still enjoyed it. Original descent was excellent.
ReplyDeletehahahaahhahaah HA... Ha... hahahahahaha HA HA hA... No, really it was pretty stupid.
ReplyDeleteStupid indeed.I'm still in pain over watching this movie.
ReplyDeleteI came on to see if anyone else was face palming as much as I was after this movie.
ReplyDeleteThank god i'm not the only one.
I 100% agree with you.
And I'm still confused.
I watched it with my boyfriend and at the end was yelling ' what the hell does it even mean!!!' in his face hopeing i had missed something and he could explain it to me.....nope....just a stupid ending....
sigh.
WONT be watching that again.
Disappointing after the first one, which I really liked.
I agree on all of your points. The movie was ridiculous in many aspects. But...I find myself liking it with no clear reason why. I liked the first one, and when the second one came out I got excited and then loved it. Maybe I was just happy to see a sequel and was preconditioned to like it.
ReplyDeleteAll in all, I give it a "See me after class" to which I would say, "You need to rewrite your paper. Yours wasn't bad, I just don't think you understood the assignment."
Well put, Jacob. lol
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