Creature was one of those flicks that was kind of fun, and it could have been a whole lot better with a little effort (and it needed to be a hell of a lot better.) As it stands though, it was mostly a jumbled mess that left us feeling cold and even a bit pissy by the end.
It was an odd watch for us.
For as "not good" as the movie is, it's amazing to us that it got a Theatrical Release at all, when so many great indie Horror flicks barely ever see the light of day aside from being dumped on DVD.
We do not understand.
|"Aw hell no, here come the script!"|
That's the plot. You've seen it tons of times before, and done tons better. It was very reminiscent of House of 1000 Corpses plot-wise, except this one has a crazy inbred family guiding a group of morons to a Creature, instead of a Dr. Satan.
|It even has Sid Haig basically reprising his Captain Spaulding gig, sans make-up...|
|The girls were nice though.|
|He could be a marine, but I swear I heard them say Navy Seal.|
Don't even get us started on the ending(s)... One of which happened in a hole, off camera, and another which was meant to surprise, but just made no sense.
|At least she's handy... zing!|
Pay for it in Theaters if you want -some Horror peeps will probably have fun with it- but for most of us this is a "wait for cable" kind of movie. Even then, you will most likely flip the channel.
Hotties from Creature can be found below...