Cast Members of Note- Hillary Swank, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Lee Pace and Christopher Lee!
Hillary Swank is a doctor who needs a place to live. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a creepy creep that has an apartment for rent... do you see where this is going? He's lonely, horny and mentally-ill, she's dumb and a bit slutty... Get it yet? Long story short, she moves in, teases the creepy landlord, does it with him (I think), then kicks him to the curb to "work things out" with her ex-boyfriend. It's pretty much a recipe for disaster.
|"It's going to be so nice to rape you.. I mean, get to know you."|
|"I rub my jazz on your face while you sleep... LOL!"|
|Badly. It's all going to end badly.|
If you like to watch the occasional by-the-numbers thriller, and don't really care if a movie feels rehashed and familiar, then you should dig this one. It's safe, harmless, and entertaining enough. You'll want to like it more than you'll end up liking it, but you just have to take it at face value and not pick at it too much if you want to enjoy it at all.
|His passion knows no limits.|
|"The Eye of Sauron is ever watchful..."|
|Nothing creepy about that.|
Hillary Swank has no problem either getting naked or bathing on film. Also, it appears as if she likes to lotion her body up all seductive-like on film too. Fine with us.
|I'm sorry but no one takes a bath like this. Sit up already.|
Hillary Swank... sometimes I think she's really hot, sometimes not so much. It confuses me. Still, I think she's a "Do Want." Maybe.