Cast Members of Note- Adrien Brody, Emmanuelle Seigner, and Elsa Pataky. Directed by Dario Argento.
A creepy killer named Yellow is on the loose in Italy, and it's up to a stewardess and an American detective to stop his murderous rampage... and his odd post-nasal-drip-induced wheezing. It already sounds like a nightmare, doesn't it? Yeah, terrifying. You see, Yellow is a retarded cab driver whom was teased by the other children for looking retarded when he was little... so naturally, he grows up and decides torture and kill women to "get his revenge." Now wouldn't you think he'd grow up and kill kids, since it was kids who drove him to be a murderer in the first place? Like take out a playground with a flamethrower or something? Maybe get a job as an ice cream man and poison the push-up pops?
|Leave the adult women alone, yellow Rambo-looking guy!|
|Scream at the corpse. That helps.|
|You're ruining this threesome, Elsa.|
|Shush. Keep it down now. Voices carry.|
|Don't be nice, Yellow. Kill them slowly.|
Nope, and I'm pretty sure that it's not all that hard to get Elsa Pataky naked either.
Even Dario Argento can swing and miss sometimes.
|And so can Adrien Brody.|
Where many hated it, I really liked Mother of Tears, so the fact I felt that this movie really sucked says volumes. At least to me.
Good God is Elsa Pataky hot or what?