Debbie Gibson is... Whale pod attack! Thank god Debbie Gibson is not only a brilliant scientist, but an accomplished whale fighter as well! An acoustic rendition of "Shake your love" sent them scurrying... but why were the normally docile whales all riled up?
Oil Rig grapple-attack! That Giant Puss is pissed off! (Due to budgetary constraints, the attack is more "implied" than it is "shown.")
In one of the greatest scenes ever put to film, Giant Shark takes down a jet plane in mid-flight! He doesn't stop there either; he makes quick work of a U.S. Navy Battleship too. Giant Puss is being naughty at the same time, taking out fighter planes and doing other Giant Puss-like things. Will the madness ever end?
|"I eat your Golden Gate! I eat it up!"|
Debbie Gibson as a world saving scientist? I mean she can drive subs, punch tough (sic) Navy sailors out, analyze 18 million year old teeth with a laptop, mix up some glowing pheromone potions... the only part of her character that I truly bought was when she randomly slept with the Asian guy. I know she's done that before on tour, I just know it!
|Little do Tiffany and Samantha Fox know, that Debbie is concocting their liquid doom!|
Debbie Gibson jumps into bed with the first Asian scientist she sees, but alas, no boobs are to be had.
|Lose the shirt Debbie, and sing "Only in my Dreams." Please?|
Debbie Gibson can act just about as well as she can sing... I'll leave it to you to decipher exactly what I mean by that. Also, Lorenzo Lamas is a man's man.
C+ (6.5/10) Would I buy it? No? Would I watch it with some friends and a bunch of beer, and possibly some Jager shots? Yes. It's bad-goodness personified, and if you're looking to just have some good fun, give this disc a spin.
Debbie Gibson MP3's on my computer, and maybe I don't.