While Amy and her friends are traveling through Europe, they decide to stop off in Lithuania to party... because who doesn't say "Man, if I ever get to Europe, I'm partying in Lithuania!" at one point in their lives?
While partying, they meet a hot Finnish chick named Uta, who is covered in tattoos, and might just be a crazy whore. She urges the gang to come with her to the tattoo parlor where she works (cleverly named "The Parlor") to get tatted. The douchebag fucktard Dudebro of the group, Brock, thinks it's a sick idea, bro, so he and Amy head off into the dark back alleys of Lithuania with the annoying Suicide Girl wannabe, to get some sick ink, bro.
And lest you think we're being hard on Brock with the name-calling, please take a look at the shirt he's wearing:
YEAH, THAT SHIRT SAYS "SWAG ALL DAY." HE'S A DOUCHE. |
Nastiness ensues.
"NO, I WILL NOT TATTOO "YOLO" ON YOUR WRIST." |
Robert Lasardo aside, you'll also love this movie if you like excessive amounts of gore and nudity. It's Torture Porn, so you basically know what you're getting here, and for better or worse, this movie gives a lot of what it's supposed to. Between naked lapdances and people being skinned alive, we honestly weren't sure whether to look away or stare intently.
The movie also boasts some sharp cinematography, which is always a plus in our book.
WHAT IS SHE SMILING AT? |
When we're cheering for the guy who is killing the innocent people off in horrible ways, you know you have a problem with your characters... unless of course, making us hate them was by design. If that is the case, then kudos to whoever wrote the script.
THE OBLIGATORY GIRL-ON-GIRL KISS. |
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Anarchy Parlor is available now on VOD.
This movie is full of nothing but crazy hot women, and for that, we are thankful.
Loved this movie! I was totally in the mood for something like this, watching again soon, glad I bought it.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. I'd like to watch other films about tattoos or street art in general :)
DeleteI didn't mind this movie,wouldn't watch it again. I did find myself rooting for the death of some characters as they were just so damn annoying
ReplyDeleteThere were some great images but those kids should have died more painful. A quick stab or slash is too generous.
ReplyDeleteall i wanted was to see joey fisher large (*)(*) and she was 11/10.. it's a bad horror and gore flick. it doesn't hurt there's other babes/boobs too.
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