(aka
Frodo Looses His Shit)
Release Date: Limited Theatrical and
VOD on June 21st.
Country: France and USA.
Written by: Alexandre Aja, Gregory Levassuer and Joe Spinell.
Directed by: Franck Kalfoun.
Starring: Elijah Wood, America Olivo and Nora Arnezeder.
So little
Fredo Baggins is all grown and has decided to start killing whores, eh? Well hell, that sounds like a pretty good time to us, and why wouldn't it?
Elijah Wood has always been the cute little kid actor that tugged at people's heart-strings (?!?) until he landed the iconic role of
Frobo Baggins in the
Lord of the Rings flicks... and then he became a
Hobbit who tugged at people's heart-strings (?!?) Since then he's gone on to star in plenty of good stuff (like
FX's Willard, which is hilarious), but he'll always be
Froyo to most people, don't you think?
*Alright fine, we know it's
Frodo with a
D, but the name is too fun for us not to want to play with.
With
Maniac, sweet little
Elijah has gone over to the dark side in a big way. To us, this movie seemed like a mixture of 2011's
Drive, and
Prodigy's "
Smack My Bitch Up" music video, with a liberal amount of insanity and violence added to the mix.
And
Frodo. It's all about
Frodo.
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| "Don't scream. You're so pretty." |
Creepy-ass
Frank grew up watching his whore mother bring home guys and sex them up right in front of his eyes, which is probably why he turned into a a
Maniac. Now he stalks the streets at night, looking for street-walking whores to kill and scalp, because somehow it's his mother's will.
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| "Hello, huh? Well you're obviously a whore who needs to die." |
Furthering the belief that online dating is creepy and more dangerous than most unsuspecting women think,
Frank joins an online dating site determined to fins himself a healthy relationship. He meets up with a free-spirited skank, and it's not long before they end up back at her place, where she kicks her whore mojo into high gear, and attempts to seduce the creepy little bastard. He decides that despite the blowie she's throwing him, that she's gotta go, and that he needs her scalp for something.
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| What is the deal with that rash around his mouth? |
Things start to look up for
Frank's love life when he meets the sweet and sexy
Anna. Despite the fact that he's a grown man who runs a mannequin shop (WTF?!?!), the two begin a friendship that leads
Frank to fall in love with her. Everything is all well and good until he discovers that she has a boyfriend, which causes him to lose his shit once again, and stab a whore to death in a parking lot. He also scalps her, because he needs more scalps?
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| Yes, yes, we know, Elijah... they're all whores. |
Frank spirals more and more out of control, killing whores and old women alike, all while trying to maintain enough of his sanity to be in love with Anna and have a happy life, you know, like a normal guy would. What he doesn't know is that even the most wholesome of loves will drive a man insane, and so he's basically screwed whichever way he goes. Mayhem and talking mannequins ensue.
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| That right there is basically a metaphor for love. Sure is. |
To see
Elijah Wood make such a creepy and twisted turn by playing a character like this was a great thing to behold. We're so used to him playing the good-hearted guy or making us laugh, that it kinda floored us to see him killing hookers and scalping them. He was pretty much the perfect actor for this role, and it's worth seeing the movie just to watch him slip deeper and deeper into his characters depraved and violent insanity.
We haven't seen much from
Alexandre Aja for a few years, so we were excited to see what he and director
Franck Khalfoun could do with a remake of this caliber. Sure, the original
Maniac wasn't
War & Peace or anything, but it's a great early 80's slasher flick that gave us
Joe Spinell's finest hour as an actor, and that's a pretty big deal. The guy was in the
Godfather I &
II,
Rocky, and
Nighthawks, so it's safe to say that he had chops.
Maniac was his baby, and his baby turned out to be a classic.
As a remake of a
Cult Classic, this new
Maniac is not only brutal and bloody, but it's also crazy stylish in the visual and audio departments as well, which ends up being the film's strong point. We liked most of the movie's
POV camerawork, and we loved the slick and shadowy fell that
Khalfoun and
Aja gave the movie. They managed to pull off a film where the action is seen almost entirely through the eyes of the killer, which made it all the more unsettling. It's just ridiculously well made all around.
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| How can you not love an image like that? |
I wish this remake would have stuck to its grittier roots bit more. I loved the sleek feel of this movie, and it got plenty bloody and nasty along the way, but it almost felt at times as if it were a bit too polished. Part of the allure of the original
Maniac was is dirty, grainy, cheap feel, and a little bit more of that aesthetic would have been a good thing for this remake.
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| Then again, it got most of the important parts right... |
If the 1980 version of
Maniac is remembered for one thing, it's the classic and infamous
Shotgun Scene. I was truly sad to find that they didn't include that scene or one like it in this remake. To see
Tom Savini get his head blown off by two barrels full of buckshot was a thing of shocking beauty back then, and it's one of those horror scenes that you can never get fully out of your head.
We're truly bummed that they opted not to go for a gag like that in the remake, as I believe
Aja could have made it even bloodier and better than it was in the original.
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| One of the best scenes in Horror history, period. |
There's enough blood and violence in this one to satisfy even the most seasoned of
Horror fans. Various women are stabbed and scalped, choked to death and tortured... but for our money the best kill of the movie involves a chick getting a knife under the chin a through the mouth.
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| He told you not to scream, dummy. |
This movie throws plenty of sexual situations on screen, some of them being pretty uncomfortable to watch... alright, just about all of it was pretty uncomfortable to watch even though things don't get much more explicit than a few girls getting topless.
We're not sure if we like this remake better than the original, but it's safe to say that the
2013 version of
Maniac is every bit as good as the 1980 slasher classic, even if it's in different ways. Bloody, brutal, slick and manic, this movie gives
Horror fans exactly what they need right now, and that's a solid, straight-forward
Horror flick. There are no tricks here, no twists or lame-ass
dues ex machina bullshit that insults the audience, just a good old fashioned, honest slasher flick that gives us what it's supposed to, no more, no less.
It's also a must see for
Elijah Wood fans, because they'll never truly look at him the same way after seeing his turn in this one.
B+
Nora Arnezeder and
America Olivo, along with the other girls who starred in
Maniac, did a great job of making an ugly little movie plenty pretty. Thanks ladies. Sorry you had to die in such awful ways.
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