"An undiscovered gem of the new millennium."
(aka
Virgin Killer.)
Release Date: October 20th, 2000.
Country: USA.
Rating: R.
Written by: Ken Selden.
Directed by: Geoffrey Wright.
Starring: Brittany Murphy, Michael Biehn, Jay Mohr, Gabriel Mann, Candy Clark, and a bunch of cameos from future stars.
In
1996,
Scream kicked-off a new trend of
Teen Terror flicks that spawned movies like
The Faculty;
I Know What You Did Last Summer;
Cry Wolf;
Urban Legend; and
Final Destination, among many others.
A lot of those movies were alright, but even the good ones felt like sanitized, by-the-numbers showcases for whichever really good looking young actor/actress was hot at the time. Take some good looking kids, have a killer bumping them off in clever ways, and then have some shocking reveal at the end which would set up a sequel. It was the new incarnation of the
Slasher flick for the new millennium, and fans ate it up.
Cherry Falls was one of those flicks, and while it never got the chance to earn itself the popularity that many of its contemporaries did, it was certainly amongst the best of them. At least to us it was.
While a teenage couple is making out up at at
Inspiration Point, a black-haired figure who kinda looks like
Sadako from
Ringu (or maybe
Joey Ramone) shows up and stabs them to death. The small town of
Cherry Falls is naturally shocked to see something so horrible happen to two of their own kids, especially since the killer carved the word
Virgin into their corpses; those poor kids died without ever having been laid!
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| "BUT MAYBE A KISS BEFORE YOU GO..." |
After another girl is killed in the same way the next night, sweet, virginal
Jody begins to wonder if she should just have sex so that she doesn't meet the same grisly fate. Her boyfriend is all about it (because he's a dick), but her dad (who is also the
Sheriff investigating the murders) thinks that it's an awful idea; she's his little buttercup after all, and he's the only man that she should ever have feelings for. I know that sounds kinda creepy, but the way that they act towards each other sometimes...
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| DUDE, GET OFF OF HER! |
Being the daughter of the
Sheriff at least has its perks, like learning how to defend yourself, which comes in handy when
Jody is able to fight off the killer every time they come after her, which ends up being about 12. Why is the killer focusing on
Jody like that? Probably because the meddling girl is trying to figure out who's killing her friends, and in doing so uncovers some long-buried secrets that are motivating them to kill... which the killer wants exposed anyway... but that they kinda don't want exposed, because then she can't keep killing. It's complicated.
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| NOT IN THE BUTT SHE'S NOT. |
As more and more teenagers are murdered, all the other kids decide to get together and have a massive orgy at some old abandoned house, so as not to be virgins anymore, and escape the wrath of the killer. Sounds rational to us.
Heavily-edited murder and sex ensues.
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| THAT'S ONE ROUGH ORGY. |
As the
Teen Terror/Slasher flicks of the
late 90's/early 2000's go,
Cherry Falls was one that got passed over by most people. That's mainly because the
MPAA wanted it cut to shit, which took it from being a theatrical film to one that was heavily trimmed and dumped on
Cable TV. That's where we first saw it, and even though it was obviously cut for content, we still got a pretty big kick out of it.
Like many of its fellow
Teen Terror flicks of the time,
Cherry Falls utilizes pretty people, humor, and plenty of stalk-and-kill mechanics to tell its story, but it's really the way that it shakes all of those conventions up that makes it stand out. Usually, having sex in a
Slasher flick means that you're fated to die; here though, having sex will actually keep you alive. I really would have like to have seen that concept brought to life in a totally unedited way as the director intended. It's still pretty cool as is though.
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| BRITTANY MURPHY GONNA HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH? |
The thing that we love the most about
Cherry Falls (aside from
Brittany Murphy), is its killer; avoiding anything that would spoiler the killer's identity (not that it's very hard to figure out to begin with), we'll just say that when they were on the hunt or killing, they were ferocious. The person who played them did a hell of a job coming off as being truly disturbed.
As for the lovely, gone-too-soon
Brittany Murphy, her performance here showcased everything that we loved about her, and that made her such a special talent: She's adorable, and sexy in an offbeat way, but her greatest quality is how she manages to come off as awkwardly sweet and believable in such a natural way. She starred in many great movies over the span of her career, but
Cherry Falls will always be one of our sentimental faves of hers.
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| WHAT A HELL OF A FINAL GIRL SHE MADE. |
The fact that the
MPAA forced this movie to cut and alter so much of its content, really pisses us off. Even with this new
Scream Factory Blu-ray release, the film still remains cut to hell, which means that somewhere out there is a bloodier, nastier, more tawdry version of the movie that we'll probably never get to see.
It's fine as is, but it could have been so much better had the kills been shown, and had the producers not had to cut the movie's racier elements to please the asshole
MPAA. Man, what could have been...
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| THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW WE FEEL ABOUT THE MPAA. |
Given that she died so young, and under such mysterious circumstances, it bums us out to watch anything with
Brittany Murphy in it anymore. She was beautiful and talented, and she always came across as so genuinely sweet on film, that trying to enjoy her work while knowing what would eventually happen to her just smarts.
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| WE MISS YOU, GIRL. |
There's all kinds of bloody kills in this one, but most of them happen off-screen, so none of it ends up being too crazy. The part where the killer was slashing everyone a the party was cool though. It's really too bad that so much of this movie was cut to hell.
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| OH HEY, THE MPAA FORGOT TO CUT SOMETHING! |
There's actually a
High Schooler orgy in this movie, but it contains no nudity. There is some brief nudity in an autopsy scene though. Again, what a shame.
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| THAT'S ABOUT AS NAKED AS THIS MOVIE GETS. |
Scream Factory's release of
Cherry Falls looks and sounds great, considering the fact that the print they had to work with wasn't the best, and that
Universal probably didn't care enough to have them do a really pristine job on the transfer. That sounds like a condemnation, but it's not;
Scream Factory has made
Cherry Falls look as good as it ever has, and the fact that it could look better is not their fault.
The only problem I really have with this disc is the fact that it isn't the
Director's Cut. Again, it's not
Scream Factory's fault, as they tried to get their hands on the uncut material from the film, but the fact that whoever owns it won't give it up to allow it to be restored really sucks. It's a huge (and pointless) wasted opportunity.
We really dug the commentary track with director
Geoffrey Wright, where he talks about the film (obviously), but specifically about its troubles with the
MPAA, and the untimely passing of its star,
Brittany Murphy.
Special Features:
- Audio Commentary with director Geoffrey Wright.
- Lose it or Die: The Untold Story of Cherry Falls- interviews with writer and Co-Executive Producer Ken Selden and producer Marshall Persinger.
- Cherry Falls Deputy Mina – an interview with Amanda Anka.
- Vintage Interviews with Brittany Murphy, Michael Biehn, Jay Mohr and director Geoffrey Wright.
- Behind-the-Scenes footage.
- Original Script.
- Theatrical Trailer.
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| THE "FALLS" IN CHERRY FALLS ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE CHERRY. TRUE STORY. |
One of our favorite underrated gems of the new millennium,
Cherry Falls is a
Slasher flick that delivers the goods, even if it isn't a perfect movie. Most of the credit for its appeal comes from the presence of
Brittany Murphy, but it's a fun film that stands out from the pack in other ways too, and is one that we'll always have a sweet spot for.
If you have yet to discover this one, now is the time to give it a go.
B+
Cherry Falls is available now on
Blu-ray.
Plenty of beautiful ladies inhabit
Cherry Falls, chief amongst them, the immortal
Brittany Murphy.
