April 25, 2015

VOD Review: The Harvest (2015)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2543336/
(aka Sick Things.)
Release Date: April 10th.
Country: USA.
Rating: NR.
Written by: Stephen Lancellotti.
Directed by: John McNaughton.
Starring: Samantha Morton, Michael Shannon, Charlie Tahan, and Natasha Calis.

Back in 1986, director John McNaughton burst onto the scene with Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, which is to this day one of the most disturbing movies that we've ever seen. Throughout the years, he gave us a few other gems like Mad Dog and Glory, and Wild Things, but then out of nowhere he stopped making feature films altogether in 2001.

14 years later, he returns to the director's chair with The Harvest; a creepy, performance-driven project that overall, was a solid effort. Not a true return to form for the man, mind you, but still a solid effort.

The Harvest is going to be a hard movie to talk about without spoiling it, so we're going to keep things as vague as possible.

The Harvest is the story of Andy; a very sick little boy whose overprotective parents keep him locked away inside of the house, presumably for fear of him getting sicker or hurting himself. Mom is a doctor who treats his illness herself at home, and Dad is kind of a milquetoast who does whatever Mom tells him to, because she is scary.

YEAH GUYS, SHE'S PRETTY MUCH THE PROBLEM.
Mom strictly forbids Andy to go outside or to have visitors, because she's a control freak, so when the young Maryanne moves in next door, she's none to pleased to learn that the girl has been to the house, and that she and Andy are becoming fast friends.

THAT LOOK JUST SCREAMS "NO WIRE HANGERS!" TO US.
From here on out, we learn more about Andy and his condition, watch his Mother slowly unravel, and watch his Dad try to hold everything together... all while the meddling little girl from next door ruins everything. Dysfunction ensues.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING!
Though not as good as McNaughton's previous work, The Harvest is a solid little Thriller that does a lot of things right. In all honesty, it feels a bit like an original movie that you'd see on Lifetime, but it wasn't quite as bland or schmaltzy as that. It plays like a psychological Thriller that has a tiny tinge of backwoods Horror thrown in for good measure, and it remains a fairly engaging effort throughout.

Though the big "twist" comes about halfway in, it becomes fairly clear what's actually going on well before that. It's a pretty simple set-up, but it is a fairly disturbing one, and it at least offers up some intense situations to offset its simplicity.

SHE FIGURED IT OUT, AND NO ONE BELIEVED HER...
Don't worry if you do manage to figure out the movie's twist, because it's the performances of Samantha Morton and Michael Shannon that make it worth watching anyhow. In The Harvest, both actors play against the type that we're used to seeing from them. Morton is the unsettling and explosive one here, with her character bordering on unstable most of the time, where Shannon (the one who usually plays someone whose rage is just boiling beneath the surface, and eventually explodes), gets the the quieter and more subdued role of the two. He's still all kinds of intense, but he evoked far more emotion and sympathy from us than he did fear. No matter their roles though, they were both great in this movie.

The kids were solid in this one too. Charlie Tahan makes for a convincing victim, and Natasha Calis is a tenacious little heroine. They're both definitely stars on the rise.

NOBODY DOES CREEPY AND INTENSE BETTER THAN THIS GUY.
On the negative side of things, some of the characters in The Harvest were a bit thin for our liking. Peter Fonda was all but wasted in this one, with his Grandfather character existing as nothing but a foil of sorts for Maryanne, and to dispense one silly little bit of advice towards the end that I guess was supposed to urge her into action, or something. At least we got to hear him say "Far out, man." I guess that was something.

The ending was a bit of a letdown too, as it came on too quickly, and felt rather anticlimactic. I'm not sure what we were expecting, but it was certainly something more harrowing and threatening than what we got. And the epilogue just felt like a quick scene that was filmed as an afterthought, and it left us with that sucky "That's it?" feeling.

THEY COULD HAVE MADE PETER FONDA'S CHARACTER A DOG, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME THING.
Home schooling your kid is one thing, but medically treating them at home is something else altogether. Also, Michael Shannon is absolutely one of the best actors that we've got.

GRAVITAS.
Although it's great to see him back to making movies again, The Harvest isn't a return to form for John McNaughton on the level of "Henry" or "Wild Things." It's satisfying in its own way, and it's worth watching alone for its performances, we were just hoping for something a bit more biting, I suppose.

Still, if your a fan of anyone who is involved, it's well worth a rental.

B

The Harvest is available now on VOD.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VWNBWXS/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00VWNBWXS&linkCode=as2&tag=thehorclu0a-20&linkId=TGF6UBMGSRLOQCGN



Samantha Morton creeped us out in this one, so we are not going to call her hot! Attractive is all that she gets this time.

The 10 Horror Cats have returned!

We're pretty sure that 90% of Horror movies are contractually obligated to have a cat in them, mainly for the purpose of the ever-famous "Mrrrrooowww!" Jump-Scare; you know the one where someone either opens a door/cabinet/box.etc, or is roaming around in a dark house asking "Hello? Is anybody there?," and then an asshole cat pops out and scares the shit out of them.

That's the famous "Mrrrrooowww!" Jump-Scare. Good times.

Sometimes they jump out and scare people, sometimes they stare and hiss, and sometimes they even maul people to death. Sometimes, they save lives. Sometimes, they just die.

No matter what role a cat plays in their Horror movie, we always remember them fondly... unless of course you hate cats, then you probably remember them un-fondly. Either way is fine with us, really.

So let's take a look at 10 more cats who made an impact on our Horror watching lives. *If you really love cats, then be sure to check out our previous installments of 10 Horror Cats Part 1, 10 Horror Cats Part 2, because they're full of cats too.

Stompy (The ABCs of Death)
We call this cute little guy Stompy because the poor thing  ends up getting stomped to death by some puta who is looking to pay her bills. I guess that getting a job would be way more difficult than doing cat-stomping fetish porn, but hey, I'm not a puta, so what do I know?

This is not the way that we wanted to start our list, but therein lies the danger of going alphabetically...

Read our review of The ABCs of Death here.

Silky (The Cat)
It's much easier to talk about or next cat, Silky. Silky is a good boy who does his best to keep the woman who rescued him alive, even though there's a cat-eyed ghost girl roaming around who just might want to kill her. None of the other cats in this movie, and there are a lot, seem to care either way.

Good boy, Silky. Good boy.

Becker (Darker Than Night)
A remake of 1975's Más Negro que la Noche, Darker Than Night is the story of Greta and her bimbo friends, who movie into a mansion bequeathed to her by her recently deceased Aunt. The only caveat to them living there is that they must care for her prized cat, Becker. Instead, they let him drown, which causes a whole lot of supernatural retribution.

All Becker wanted to do was be catered to like any prized cat would, but alas, he died painfully instead.

Blanche (Hausu)
Like most Japanese Horror films, Hausu makes very little sense. Honestly, this movie is INSANE, and it will leave you scratching your head. Why was Blanche the cat always lingering around when people died? I don't know, but when her eyes start to glow green, you'd better run and hope it misses you with its eye lasers.

Airborne (Sick Nurses)
Even in a movie called Sick Nurses, we're not sure what would possess someone to throw a poor little kitty across a room, for no other reason that their amusement. Later, after one of the nurses has their jaw ripped off, a cat comes along and eats her tongue. Was it Airborne? I can't remember, but it was a nice piece of feline revenge, none the less.

Read our review of Sick Nurses here.

Future Grant (Slither)
This little kitty got too close to what was left of the Grant Grant monster, which means that it will now become a new version of the Grant Grant monster. Too bad there won't ever be a sequel (because no one ever saw this awesome little flick), so we'll just have to imagine a gigantic mutated cat trying to eat the entire planet.

Read our review of Slither here.

Sacrifice (Splice)
Poor little Sacrifice was killed by the genetically mutated freak Dren, so that she would never again be manipulated by love, or something stupid like that. I guess that eating a cat is somehow far less emotionally damaging than loving it?

Coraggio (Spring)
Coraggio's appearance was short and sweet in Spring, but his panicked meows told us everything that we needed to know about the mutation and evolution of fruit trees... which was a metaphor for the rest of the movie. We think.

Read our review of Spring here.

Claude (Black Christmas)
This asshole house cat doesn't even care that he's licking a dead chick who is wrapped in plastic, because he's hungry and selfish. Worst of all is the fact that Billy just lets him do it. It did make for one hell of a creepy closing scene though.

Read our review of Black Christmas here.

Mr. Whiskers (The Voices)
This furry, foul-mouthed sociopath was the best part of The Voices. Watching Mr.Whiskers constantly urging Ryan Reynolds to kill a bunch of whores in that Scottish brogue was just crazy amusing. Of course it turns out that Ryan Reynolds' character in the movie is insane, and his cat isn't really taking to him at all, but that doesn't make it any less cool.

Read our review of The Voices here.

So there you have it; 10 cats that made the Horror movies they starred in all the more memorable. Shame that most of them are probably dead by now, but hey, we'll always have their memorable performances to hang on to. Right?

Check out this NSFW Trailer for Horsehead

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"Jessica (Lilly-Fleur Pointeaux) is a young woman plagued by nightmares. In order to better understand her plight, she studies lucid dreaming techniques. Jessica returns home to attend her grandmother’s funeral. Her mother (legendary Euro-horror stalwart Catriona MacColl) decides to hold the wake in the house and forces Jessica to sleep next door to her grandmother’s body. While staying in the house, Jessica’s nightmares become worse. Grotesque repeated imagery of family members begins to appear in her dreams. She decides to apply her knowledge of lucid dreaming to find the source of the horrible visions."

Don't ask me what this movie is about, because I have no clue. All I do know is that it looks crazy, and we will be grabbing ourselves a copy when it hits Blu-ray & DVD on June 23rd.

Lucio Fulci mainstay, Catriona MacColl, and they guy who sang One Night in Bangkok, Murray Head, are in this. Also, I don't know who this Lilly-Fleur Pointeaux is, but she's a super QT, and she makes that tub scene look splendid.

Pre-order Horsehead HERE, and get ready for some craziness like only the French can truly give us.

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April 24, 2015

Watch the First Episode of FOX's Wayward Pines Right Now!

M. Night Shyamalan's new TV venture, Wayward Pines, doesn't premiere on FOX until May 14th, but for some reason the network has decided to give everyone an early sneak peak of the first episode. From now until April 30th, you can watch the show's pilot episode on FOX.com, FOX On DemandHulu, Amazon InstantVUDU... and a bunch of other places.

To make it easy on you, you can watch the first episode by clicking right HERE.

"A Secret Service agent goes to Wayward Pines, Idaho, in search of two federal agents who have gone missing in the bucolic town. He soon learns that he may never get out of Wayward Pines alive."

There isn't very much premiering on TV in May, so we're hoping that this new Twin Peaks-ish Mini-Series will at least give us something good to watch before bed throughout the Summer.

Wayward Pines stars Matt Dillon, Carla Gugino, Shannyn Sossamon, Toby Jones, Terrance Howard, Melissa Leo, Juliette Lewis, and Hope Davis.

What's New on Netflix for the Week Ending April 24th?

http://thehorrorclub.blogspot.com/2014/11/what-new-on-netflix.html
Since there's nothing of note hitting VOD this week -aside from Jupiter Ascending, and we don't consider that very noteworthy- it looks like we'll have to turn to Netflix for our indoor entertainment this weekend.

Since out last Netflix update, some excellent movies have been added to the streaming service, chief amongst them The Babadook, The Canal, and A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.

Daredevil ended up being one hell of an entertaining binge-watch also.

So be sure to click the banner above to check out our entire What's New on Netflix page, and happy streaming!

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