April 29, 2014

Horror Hotties: The Girls of From Dusk Till Dawn (TV)

There never seems to be a shortage of Hotties in a Robert Rodriguez production, and that's why he is El Hefe; The guy loves beautiful women, and he knows that we do too, and he gives them to us on a constant basis. What more can Genre fans ask for?

The TV version of his Cult Classic flick, From Dusk Till Dawn, is actually a decent adaptation. It's bloody, it's fun, and overall it's way better than we ever thought it would be. We really miss Clooney in the main role, and it's hard not to miss Harvey Keitel about the same, but as far as everything else goes, it's basically on par with the film version. We definitely like the guy who plays Richie better than Tarantino, because QT is a shitty actor, and Wilmer Valderrama is pretty much killing it as the Vampire Kingpin.

And then there are the ladies...

Eiza Gonzalez
It’s hard to imagine anyone in the role of Satanico Pandemonium other than Salma Hayek, but Eiza Gonzalez pulls it off pretty well in the TV version. She's smoking hot, and has a creepy look about her like she'd actually bite you on the neck and drink your blood if you pissed her off enough... We imagine that having to deal with the fallout from trying to poach Miley Cyrus' man has made her that way. *No one can deal with Miley for too long and hope to come out of it unscathed.

Madison Davenport
Madison Davenport is the sweet & innocent Preacher's daughter that gets creeped on by Richie Gecko, and we actually like her better in the role than we did her film counterpart; Juliet Lewis has always just seemed a half bubble off plum to us, like she's mildly retarded, or just "not all there" or something. We just think that Madison Davenport does a better job in the role, and in about six more months we can actually call her hot without feeling wrong about it. Until then, she's just a fine little actress.

Adrianne Palicki
Adrianne Palicki was only in two episodes (so far, anyhow), but she's by far the biggest female name in the cast, and she's long been a fave of ours here at THC. We're hoping she comes back in later episodes, depending on where they go with the story, because seeing her play a cold blooded killer does funny things to us in the pantalones region.

The girls below are the supporting Hotties that give From Dusk Till Dawn the extra bit of sexiness that every TV Show needs and truly deserves. There are more that we didn't picture here, but you try finding decent pics of half of those girls on Google, because it isn't easy. We can only do so much!

Guess you'll just have to tune in to see the rest of them.

You can click on any of their pics to be taken to their IMDB pages, where you can feel free to stalk their filmography in the privacy of your own home. Go ahead, no one will know.

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From Dusk Till Dawn is on Tuesday Nights on the El Rey Network.

April 25, 2014

The Theatrical Trauma of April 25th

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April comes to a close with a bunch of worthwhile Theatrical Releases, even if most of them are of the Limited variety.

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The Quiet Ones is the big release of the week. The trailer for this one looks good, but we're wondering if it's going pack any punch, or be another in a long line of PG-13 snoozefests. At least it has a solid cast going for it...

Brick Mansions is the last completed movie of the late Paul Walker, and it's also a remake of the of the crazy French action flick, District B13. We'll definitely check it out for Paul Walker, and because the trailer looked fun, but can it hold up to the quality of the original?

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 *If you live in NY, LA, or  near an Art House Theater, you may be able to see these on a big screen.

Blue Ruin is the gritty Critical darling that has just about everyone who's seen it singing its praises. This one is on our radar above any other movie this week, and we hope that it lives up to the lofty hype that's been built up in our minds for the better part of the past year. 

Locke is the new Tom Hardy flick which features him alone, in a car, driving around all upset and talking to people on the phone... Now, as far as plots go, I can't imagine how that's going to work for a feature length film, but if anyone can pull off a one man show like that, it's Tom Hardy; he's one of the best actors on the planet, and his name alone gives us incentive to give Locke a chance to dazzle us.
 
The Machine stars Caity Lotz as an embodied AI that goes haywire and kills everybody... or something like that. The point is that Caity Lotz is hot, she's naked in this one, and the trailer looks pretty slick, so we're in. This one is an Amazon Instant rental for sure.

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What's new on VOD this week?

* Be sure to click the banner above to see our complete list of the new & noteworthy flicks that are either on VOD right now, or are coming soon to a VOD outlet near you.

The last week of April brings 3 movies to VOD that are worth our while.

Blue Ruin hits VOD today, and if word of mouth from the people who caught it on the Festival Circuit last year is any indication, it's going to be a gritty and nasty ride. This is one of our most anticipated movies of the year, and we can't wait to give it a proverbial spin. *Blue Ruin is available on iTunes and your local Cable In-Demand service. It's a bit pricey for a VOD title at $14.99, but we're giving it a shot anyhow. 92% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Enemy has been available for a while now on DirecTV, but this week it finally hit other VOD outlets. This is one of the best movies we've seen all year, and even though it costs $12.99 to watch in HD, it's worth every cent. You really have to watch this one in HD, it's a pretty movie. *Click the links to watch Enemy on Amazon Instant. 74% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Filth is in no way a Horror, or even a Genre flick, but it's so twisted (and brilliant) that we had to include it here. James McAvoy's performance in this one stunned us, and brought our respect for the guy to a whole new level. If you need a dark and twisted laugh this weekend, give Filth a shot. *This one is available on iTunes and your local Cable In-Demand service. 78% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

So, there are three great flicks that you can enjoy in the comfort of your own home this weekend, you know, if it's raining or something. Even if it's not.

Click the links above or below to watch a flick now. *An IMDB link means that the movie in question is playing on Cable In-Demand, and you'll have to go to your cable box for those. *We can not link to your cable box. Sorry.

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VOD Review: Proxy (2014)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2191888/
I don't want to say too much about the plot of Proxy, so as not to give its twists and turns away. The movie switches gears a few times, taking us in directions that we never thought it would, and about halfway through its running time, it changes dynamic completely...

This is all because director Zack Parker is based and doesn't give a fuck. He does what he wants. In the case of Proxy, what he wants is to mess with your mind and its expectations.

We still haven't seen Scalene; Zack Parker's previous film which stars the brilliant Margo Martindale, and even another Halloween 2007 veteran (like Klebe), Hanna Hall, mainly because we're lazy.

If Proxy is any indication as to what we can expect from watching Scalene though, we'll be adding it to our Netflix queues asap, because we're definitely up for some more of this type of mind-fuckery.

 
*We're going to try to leave Proxy's plot details vague while trying to break it down for you. Given its twists in narrative, it's really for the best.

Proxy opens with shy QT Esther getting an ultra sound, because she's really pregnant, and about to pop. When she leaves her OB/GYN's office... well, let's just say that her trip down the alley doesn't end well for her or her baby bump.

She is going to be the best Mother!
A traumatized Esther seeks out the help of a support group to cope with her fragile mental state after her horrific ordeal, and meets Melanie; a kind housewife type who is doing her best to recover from a traumatic ordeal of her own. The two become fast BFF's, forming an unhealthy kinship, and leaning on each other for support... until one of them witnesses something that sets in motion a chain of events that spells doom for all!

Well that didn't go as planned...
From here on out, Proxy turns into a story of a creepy girl with a crowbar who sets out to "help" her equally-creepy new friend, does some creepy "Mommy-Daughter" sex role play with her issue-filled lover, and basically destroys everyone's life in the process. *Not that they didn't have it coming though, because they really are a creepy bunch.

Vague, I know. Just go and watch the movie.

If you gaze to long into the abyss, a crazy bitch gazes back into you.
The opening "sequence" of Proxy shocked us to the point of pausing the movie, and spending the next 10 minutes trying to unfrown our faces... because it was honestly one of the toughest scenes we've had to sit through in a while. That scene, along with the movie in general, was quite effective.

Once that was all over with, Proxy became a movie about suffering, grief, and crazy bitches with huge issues; mainly depression, and Muchausen by Proxy. With its characters all doing shady things that snowball into an avalanche of ruin for them all by movie's end, Proxy builds an odd momentum of dysfunction and delusion that at times almost felt Hitchcockian in an odd way. A psycho-sexual way, even.

For a low budget Indie film, Proxy certainly gets a lot right.

The performances here were all great. The three women in the movie -Alexia Rasmussen, Alexa Havins, and Kristina Klebe- handled the subject matter, and played their mentally-unbalanced characters, with multi-leveled skill. Joe Swanberg was solid as well, playing the man stuck in the middle of the crazy menage of women.

Now that is the look of love that ABC was talking about so many years ago.
Some of the acting in Proxy, especially that of the secondary characters, felt very stiff. It could be that the characters were written that way, and that the actors were directed to play it wooden, but that's probably not the case. It could also be that the main actors (Swanberg, Klebe, Rasmussen and Havin) elevated the material in general with their solid performances.

We're not sure what the deal was, but a lot of it just felt stiff.

Not her, though.
The opening sequence was really tough to watch, and actually made us pause the movie for a few minutes. That's a good thing for a Horror movie, to get such a strong reaction from its audience, but damn was it ever a rough stretch to get through.The psychology at work behind said sequence made it all the more disturbing.

"Remember when our kids were alive? Good times."
Aside from the soon-to-be-classic opening nastiness, Proxy boasted some pretty disturbing subject matter. While some of it was graphic, most of it was implied/off-screen. This movie is no gore fest by any stretch, but it still delivers the visceral goods in its own way.

This one has it all; strap-on rape roleplay, female masturbation, lesbian canoodling, Kristina Klebe and
Alexia Rasmussen topless... Alright, so maybe this movie doesn't have it "all," but it has enough sexuality in it to make it not kid friendly.

Women are insane, both suburban housewives and ex-con lesbians alike. Guys too.

What is she even doing?!?
Proxy is one of those movies that will be too much to handle for some people, whereas most Horror fans will love its slow burning dysfunction and psycho-sexual strife. More psychological than visceral, Proxy both entertained and disturbed us, and left us thinking about it long after it was over. For the $7 rental price, you'll be hard pressed to find another movie as effective & affecting as this one.

Proxy is available now on VOD, and in Limited Theatrical Release.

B+

The women of Proxy, while all three insane, were visions of loveliness... creepy, unsettling loveliness.