January 28, 2014

Review- Cold Comes the Night (2014)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2511428/
After the majesty that was Breaking Bad, there's just no way that we can pass up watching any movie that involves Bryan Cranston... even if the character he's playing is some nearly-blind hitman named Topo, who speaks with an awkward Armenian accent. *In all fairness, Topo's accent could be either Russian or Polish, we just couldn't tell, and it was never made clear by the movie itself. Let's just settle on "Slavic" and call it a day.

Cold Comes the Night not only gives us Cranston playing another shady character ala Heisenberg, but it adds to the mix the hotness of Alice Eve, which instantly made the whole thing seem even more intriguing to us.

Cold Comes the Night feels like a modern-day, noir-ish kind of flick, and we think that's kind of good?

Chloe is a hot single mom (no stripper) who owns a motel which is frequented by whores, junkies and scumbags. Since this is obviously no place for her adorable little daughter Sophia to grow up in, a social worker gives her two weeks to find a better place for them to live, or Sophia is going into foster care.

Enter Topo; the going-blind Slavic hitman who is on the hunt for a large sum of missing money, which he'll kill anyone to retrieve. Things go haywire, and Topo is forced to enlist Chloe in his mission, because she can still see really well. She's eager to help him, for a cut of course, so she and her baby girl can leave the motel life behind.

Together they set out to find Topo's missing money, which leads to them evading the Police, battling a corrupt Cop-Pimp, breaking into into various places, and killing a bunch of people.

Every heist/double-cross/Crime Thriller you've ever seen, ensues.

"I am zee vun who knocks, yes?"
It's a simple story, it's a familiar plot, and the movie is nothing all that mind-blowing, but we still found ourselves enjoying it on some level, despite those facts. Truth be told, if either Bryan Cranston or Alice Eve hadn't been in this movie, we probably wouldn't have even watched it. As it turns out, they basically carry the movie with their talent, making what is a fairly bland and predictable story, pretty watchable.

Cranston is the man, we all know this. He's been one of the best dramatic actors on TV for years now, and he's more than earned a little bit of blind allegiance (no pun intended) from us based on his work on Breaking Bad alone. Alice Eve is a solid actress too; sure she's gorgeous, and who wouldn't want to watch her just "be" on screen, but she carries her dramatic weight in just about everything she's in, and especially so here.

There's a decent body count in this one too, which is always fun.The action scenes are pretty well done, and the movie has a nice, dreary feel about it. It's a simple movie that does the whole cat-and-mouse thing fairly well, and ends up being a serviceable Thriller that showcases the two strong performances from Eve and Cranston to good effect.

It's a middle-of-the-road, decent watch. No more, no less.

It's alright, Alice. It was mostly good.
Cold Comes the Night wasn't anything great, but we still managed to get something out of it. If you enjoy the average Direct-to-Video Thriller that seem to randomly show up on Showtime at 3 a.m., then you'll most likely enjoy this one too. It honestly felt like any of the hundreds of other Crime Caper flicks that we've seen over the years, but watching Cranston and Eve do their thing made it mostly redeemable, and a fairly decent watch.

Cold Comes the Night is available on VOD now.

C

What a great excuse for us to highlight the beauty of Alice Eve via multiple photographs!

January 27, 2014

THC's Review Archives: By Year

Every Review that we've done since 2008 is gathered here in these Archives: the big and the small; the good and the bad; the right and the wrong... Mostly they're big, good, and right, but hey, nobody's perfect.

By year at the top, by decade at the bottom; whichever way you prefer to browse them, we've got you covered.

Links to these Archives can be found on our Sidebar as well (in case you forget to bookmark this page so that you can refer back to it often.) Which of course, you should, because you thirst for knowledge!

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Theatrical/VOD Release Dates: February-April

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We've updated our Theatrical/VOD Release Date List through the end of April! Exciting, I know.

There have been a lot of movies with shifting release dates as of late, and now we can say that we're as current as we can possibly be.

Nurse 3D, Haunt, A Field in England, Robocop, Dead Snow 2, Almost Human, Wolf Creek 2, Grand Piano, Cheap Thrills, The Raid 2, Captain America, Oculus, Blue Ruin, The Quiet Ones...

It's safe to say that the next few months are jam-packed with (potentially) great releases.

Click the banner above to peruse the Theatrical/VOD Release Date List in its entirety.

January 26, 2014

THC's Year in Review Archives

Here is a gathering of our yearly archives of the Best, Middlin', and Worst movies, the Reviews, and the Horror Hotties of each year from 2008-2013.

Some of our earlier Year's in Review aren't as in-depth as the new ones are; that's mainly because we started this site for fun, and didn't get too analytical about things in the early years. It's all still fun and informative though... and clever... and brilliant. Obviously.

So if you're curious as to our thoughts on each years offerings, need a new movie to watch, or are just bored and need something to read, click through and explore our take on the last 6 years in Horror, and have fun.

These links are always on our sidebar too, because we're thoughtful like that.

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January 24, 2014

VOD Review: Big Bad Wolves (2014)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2309224/
The Fundance 2014 premiere of Big Bad Wolves was held at the historic "VOD In Our Living Room Theater" and boy, what a turnout! *Us. The turnout was basically us.

It's not going to be easy to discuss Big Bad Wolves lest we delve into spoiler territory, so we're going to go short form on this one.

The Israeli Horror scene isn't very prolific in the film world. In fact, as far as we're aware, there have only been two Horror Movies that are Israeli made; the worthwhile Rabies (2012), and now, Big Bad Wolves.

Since both movies are written and directed by Aahron Keshales and Navot Papushudo, we can assume that at this time, the entire Israeli Horror Scene is basically made up of Aahron Keshales and Navot Papushudo.

More Israeli Horror films are surely coming, but for now, they seem to have that that particular market on lock.

We can understand why filmmakers from Israel may not be all that keen on making Horror movies; the country and its people deal with death and violence on a daily basis, and have done so for decades. That kinda makes the idea of Israeli-made genre films a silly one, because on screen horrors simply pale in comparison, and they may even seem disingenuous in some ways.

I just can't imagine audiences lining up to see these kinds of movies in Israel. I could be wrong, but there it is.

Rabies and Big Bad Wolves put an odd and fun bent on the "traditional" Horror archetype though, and thus, they've both felt pretty fresh and exciting. So maybe Israeli Horror can buck the norm and grow to be a thing, right?

Big Bad Wolves opens with a group of kids playing hide-and-seek in slow motion, which means that at least one of them is going to end up missing or dead. You know that, right? Especially in this movie, where a series of grisly child murders has plagued the local community, in which the victims are all found headless... amongst other things.

Damn, dude.
Miki (the Cop) is sure that the local Bible Studies Teacher, Dror (the potential Creeper) is responsible for the killings, so he hires some thugs to beat a confession out of him. When a video of the "interrogation" ends up on Jewish YouTube, Miki is quickly demoted, and taken off the case. Enter the father of the latest victim, Gidi, who is hell-bent on getting answers out of Dror, using any means necessary.

What follows is the lives of the three men intersecting, and a lot of torture. That's all we're saying about this one.

We'll also say that a Father's love sometimes involves a hammer.
This movie really does play like an odd sort of Fairytale which feels a lot like 2013's Prisoners in some ways, what with its missing kids and parents who are out for answers, and more importantly, vengeance. It's dark, sometimes creepy, and all kinds of violent and disturbing, but it's also funny. The funny bits don't detract from the Horror of it all though, rather they just add to the movie's likability.

Keshales and Papushudo are obvious huge genre fans. They cite Tarantino, The Coen Brothers, Breaking Bad and The Sopranos as being all you basically need to know about genre filmmaking, and while we'd add plenty of other names and titles to that list, they certainly have the right idea. With Big Bad Wolves, these two deliver a solid and often times great genre entry of their own, which manages to improve on their first feature film, Rabies.

The Cop, the Father, the suspect, the Grandfather... the cast of this movie did a great job with their roles, and it makes us want to look them up on IMBD and seek out their earlier works, Lior Ashkenazi and Tzahi Grad, especially. Everyone just felt so natural in this movie, and they all did a great job of balancing the comedy with the drama. The guy with the blowtorch was our fave though. We really liked him.

This guy right here.
 
We could have done without the "phone call during the torture" scene, and we would have liked to have seen a bit more of a "resolution" at the end, but those are fairly minor complaints.

Butternut froze in place, swearing not to get involved in the pending fracas between the Arab and the Jew. Not this time.
 
The very last shot in the movie. We absolutely loved it, and would really like to share a screen shot of it with you, because it was just so great, but it also frustrated the shit out of us. It's directly tied to another shot (two, even) in the movie which... we can't say any more about! Let's just say that the Police in this movie really suck. Great stuff, but the bumbling actions of the Police just gave us fits.

You don't demote the best Cop on The Force for being effective!
The movie is about murdered children and torture, so you know that you're going to get some pretty graphic scenes here. The torture scenes are obviously the worst of it, but there are some less gory scenes throughout the movie that are every bit as disturbing as the visceral ones are.

Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
Nothing naked to be found here, which is a good thing, because there weren't really any women in this movie.

The scene in the park with the dog had us laughing so hard that we had to pause the movie. What a great touch.

Worst hiding place ever.
Don't fuck with old Jewish men, and especially their families, because they will absolutely pull your card. Also, someday we'll be able to look back and say that we were there for the birth of Israeli Horror Cinema, and that's a pretty awesome thing.

Big Bad Wolves is one of the most enjoyable movies that we've seen in a while. Sure, its subject matter is really nasty, and not very enjoyable, but the way that the filmmakers made such awful events play out was really great. It's not a perfect film, but it certainly isn't far from it. This movie will definitely be in our hands the day that it hits Blu-ray, as we'll be happy to revisit the story often.

Don't miss out on this dark and twisted gem, as it's destined to be one of 2014's best genre offerings.

Big Bad Wolves is available now on VOD.

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No chicks in this one, so here are some extra photos from Big Bad Wolves instead, because, why not?