In Attendance- Me, James, Chris and Susie.
Cast Members of Note- Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, Kyle Gallner, Thomas Dekker, Clancy Brown, and Connie Britton.
Dirty fedora, red and green striped sweater, burnt face and the finger knives... who in the world doesn't know and love
Freddy Krueger to some degree?
Freddy makes up one third of the
Holy Horror Trinity (along with
Jason and
Michael), whom are so iconic that they are recognized by first name alone. What sets
Freddy apart is that he's the only one of them that really requires an actor to play him, because you can't just use a stunt man in a mask... I guess what I'm saying is that he's the man.
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| 1/3 of the Horror-Pimp Triumvirate. |
As Horror fans, we all know this story though some of the details have changed since the 1984 version; A creepy gardner/janitor molests/(possibly kills?) some kids, the local parents hunt him down and set him on fire, and he comes back years later, haunting the dreams of those same children, in search of some good old fashioned get back.
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| Man I love that scene. Both versions. |
There's really nothing else to say in this section, as it's a remake and we all know what's going on here. There are some questions to be answered though, like can
Tina and her friends stay awake long enough to stop
Freddy? Will staying awake even keep them safe? Does anyone else remember how bad of an actress
Ronee Blakley was in the original
NOES?
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| One of Freddy's playthings. |
A surprised as I was when I found my self excited by the trailer to this movie many months ago, I'm even more surprised that I liked the finished product better. The main reason that this movie even comes close to working, is the brilliance of
Jackie Earle Haley's Freddy; that guy has been on a tear since returning to
Hollywood a few years ago, and his version of
Freddy is interesting. He feels more "real" than "monster" in the remake, which serves to makes him a bit more ominous than the original character. Kinda.
The new Freddy is more of a molester than child killer, and he's actually killing the kids that ratted him out rather than just the kids of the parents who burned him alive. They are his "special friends", and the whole thing is just plain creepy.
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| Another updated classic scene. |
The melding of the real and dream worlds was handled in an interesting way here too, blurring in and out when the characters are merely sleepy/sleep deprived and not just fully asleep, which makes
Freddy that much more menacing. He can get you while you're half awake!
Freddy also has the ability to pull you into a dream to "show" you something, or keep you there even after you die in the waking world. Small changes liek that added to the overall effect of the movie, which was a good thing.
Rooney Mara and
Katie Cassidy did a nice job here too. Besides looking hot, they actually know how to act, especially
Rooney. And what can you say about
Clancy Brown? The guy is hands down one of the best character guys in the business, and he's as solid here as he usually is. A great cast overall.
In my opinion, the original
NOES series lost it's way when it became more about
Freddy's one-liners and jokes than the blood and mayhem. The original
NOES,
Dream Warriors and
New Nightmare were about the only great ones in the series. The rest made me cringe more often than not. For me at least, this remake brings back the darkness, the blood, and the menace of the first and second flick. Not bad at all.
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| Love it! |
Jackie Earle Haley played
Freddy as well as
Robert Englund did. Yeah, I just went there. I want to smack myself in the mouth for even saying that, but it's true. Both performances are a bit different, but both are also effective and fantastic in their own way. Sorry
Robert, I never thought I would utter such
Horror blasphemy. We still love you the most.
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| Still prefer the original, but both are great. |
As decent as this movie was,
Hollywood needs to scale back on the remakes. Keep a few here and there, like this one or
The Crazies, but we need new stories, new ideas, and new directions. Hell, make more sequels, or maybe start remaking crappy old Horror flicks like
C.H.U.D. or
Don't Go in the Basement or something. There aren't many
Horror Holy Grails left to remake after this one, and soon there will come a day when no classic genre movie will ever truly stand alone. Please stop the madness.
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| Remakes! |
Freddy got pretty bloody in this one, which surprised me. Of course there's no bed-geyser of blood in the remake, but the glove definitely gets a workout none the less.
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| Band-aids are not in the mouthwash aisle! |
Rooney Mara's naked upper back is all that we get here.
Connie Britton's boobs did an awesome job here too, even though it was from behind her shirt... the same with
Katie Cassidy's ass/pants.
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| No naked time for her. |
"Wake up! ... You're bleedin."
Freddy's still comin' for you. Also, Don't let the janitor play with your kids.
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Sure it's a remake of a film that didn't need to be remade in any way, shape or form, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a good flick in it's own right.
Jackie Earle Haley did
Robert Englund's legacy proud and gave us a realistic, creepy
Freddy. Remakes tend to suck, but some of them can be worthwhile, and this is one of them. Don't be biased. Check it out, and you may just have another
Elm Street flick to love alongside of the classic ones that you already do.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street is available now on
Blu-ray,
DVD, and
VOD.
Let us not forget the bevy of beauties that starred in this movie. In fact, check below for some very attractive pics of the female cast members...
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