10 Great Posters For Upcoming Horror Movies!

Great posters trick us into watching awful Horror movies all the time, so let's take a look at 10 Posters for some upcoming Horror flicks that have us intrigued, and try to decide if they might end up being good, or if they're just trying to lure us in and trap us!

*Be sure to click on the posters to be taken to the movie's IMDB page, for info & release dates, and such.

WHAT A GREAT POSTER. BOLD RED COLORING LIKE THAT ALWAYS DRAWS US IN.

THIS POSTER HAS US CONFIDENT THAT THE SEQUEL WILL BE AT LEAST AS DISGUSTING AS THE FIRST CONTRACTED WAS.

CURVES. IT SHOULD BE CURVES.

DIRECTED BY THE GUY WHO GAVE US TRICK 'R TREAT, THIS POSTER COULD FEATURE A PICTURE OF OPRAH WINFREY'S TAINT AND WE'D STILL WANT TO SEE IT.

WE COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WAS TARYN MANNING, BUT IT'S NOT.

EMMA WATSON LOOKING SUPPLE AND SCARED. WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID?

LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POSTER.

SIMPLE, YET EFFECTIVE. ALSO, SLUTTY.

NOT SURE HOW THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO TURN OUT, BUT DAMN IF THIS POSTER ISN'T FANTASTIC.

SAME AS ABOVE. FANTASTIC.

The Babysitters of Horror!

In the 80's & 90's, it seemed like evil babysitters & babysitters in peril were all the rage in the Horror Genre, and we can pretty much thank John Carpenter's Halloween for that. Not that we're complaining. Mostly.

They did their best to watch the kids, but in the end, they were just to sexy to survive... or maybe they were just too stupid. Probably both. Then again, a lot of them did survive... I don't know. Let's not make this any more complicated than it needs to be.

These are The Babysitters of Horror!

*Click the pics to add to your movie collections!

LAURIE STRODE (HALLOWEEN)

The queen of all Horror movie babysitters, Laurie Strode was not only virginal and adorable, but she was the first one to ever kill Michael Myers (he came back to life like 19 times or something.) She did battle with The Shape 4 times over the years (6, if you count the two remakes), and she came out on top each time.

That's bad-ass.

JILL JOHNSON (WHEN A STRANGER CALLS)

Probably the 2nd most famous Horror movie babysitter, we really liked Jill despite the fact that she was maybe the worst babysitter ever; I mean, she never even checked on the children. Not even once.

That's probably a good thing for her though, because if she had, she would have been dead. Still, that's being a pretty shitty babysitter in our book.

LISA (THE AMITYVILLE HORROR)

Why the Amityville remake didn't have a scene where Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George got the slutty babysitter drunk and tried to lure her into a threesome is beyond us, because she would have totally said yes. I mean, she tried making out with the kid she was babysitting, and he was only like 12.

What a tragic waste of such a sinful, special girl.

ANN (THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY)

We're not really sure what in the hell Ann was supposed to be, because she just kind of showed up and was like "I'm the babysitter" and the family was all like "Oh, alright. Feel free to move in." Was this whole babysitter thing pre-arranged, or were they just happy to have a stranger show up at random who was willing to look out for their creepy-ass son, Bob?

It's a Fulci flick, so we should know better than to ask questions. Shame on us.

TABITHA (AMUSEMENT)

Alright, so Tabitha is more like a replacement babysitter in this one, but she does battle with a killer clown doll, and she's as hot as the sun, so why get bogged down in details? At least she kept the kids alive.

The bottom line is that Katheryn Winnick can babysit us anytime.

SARAH (ALL HALLOWS' EVE)

Sure she's adorable, but much like Jill from When a Stranger Calls, Sarah is a pretty shitty babysitter. Would you let young kids who were in your charge watch a video tape that was slipped into their bags while they were Trick-or-Treating? No, and neither would anyone else with half a brain.

She really was adorable though, so we forgive her.

SAMANTHA (THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL)

When the creepy dude from Manhunter asks sexy little Samantha to babysit some old crone in a spooky house during a solar eclipse, she should have said no, because nothing good can come of that. Nothing.

Samantha was a total QT, but she didn't have a lick of common sense. Poor thing.

ANGIE ALBRIGHT (BABYSITTER WANTED)

Another babysitter who got suckered into taking a job way out in the remote, dark, evil country, Angie had no idea that she was to be a sacrifice for some evil Demon. My question is, why do they never target the ugly babysitters? It's always the QT's that everyone tries to kill, which is clearly an example of Cuteism!

ANNA VEIGH (IN A DARK PLACE)

We're really not sure what was going on in this movie, but we do know that Leelee Sobieski ran around half naked in it, and also had some lesbian sex, so to us, she may be the best nanny ever. *Not counting Mary Poppins, of course.

JENNIFER (THE BABYSITTER)

Nobody played evil jail-bait in the 90's better than Alicia Silverstone did,and we're not ashamed to admit that she would have easily lured us into her tangled webs, and murdered us at her will; we were younger then, and had even less common sense than we do now. Hard to imagine, I know.

Here are a few more Horror movie babysitters & nannies for you that were hot, even if they weren't all completely sane.

Let Loose the Dogs of Horror!

We've done a few posts about the Cats of Horror movies, so why not give some love to the dogs?

Cujo up there may be the most famous Horror movie dog ever, but there are plenty of his canine pals who made their own impact on the movies that we love, whether in a good or bad way. So let's take a look at 10 of the best of them, and see what they brought to their respective movies.

BUDDY (THE ABCS OF DEATH)

D if for Dogfight was probably our favorite segment in The ABCs of Death, mainly because in the end, the dog had his day! I mean, any asshole who fight dogs for sport deserves to get his throat ripped out, which is exactly what happens in this one. Buddy was a good boy!

Read our review HERE.

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GANGU (AUDITION)

Poor Gangu... he was a good boy who only wanted to be loved, and what did he get instead? A twisted neck, that's what! Being a Beagle is not easy in Japan.

Read our review HERE.

THE PACK (THE BREED)

These genetically-enhanced bitches do nothing but bite people and bark! And kill. And set shit on fire with the power of their minds. They'd probably rape too, but that's basically how dogs have sex in general, so we digress. These dogs are all bad!

Read our review HERE.

HELLHOUND (THE OMEN 1976)

This dog actually comes straight from Hell to protect The Antichrist himself, Damien. There's actually a pack of them running around in the movie, but this one is the alpha. We're pretty sure that this is the movie that gave Rottweilers a bad name.

HELLHOUND (THE OMEN 2006)

Same thing as above, just a different breed of dog for the remake. *And for the record, any dog that comes from Hell is bad!

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BEAST (THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2006)

Finally, we get to a German Shepherd that isn't evil! Beast is one of the coolest dogs in any movie ever. He actually had a sister named Beauty, but she was killed by the mongoloid cannibals who live in the hills, so his only mission now is to help his humans survive, which he does admirably. 

Beast was one of the best boys ever!

THE RAPE SQUAD (LITTLE DEATHS)

These dogs aren't really bad, as they're just doing what dogs do naturally, but they sure do a bad thing to a woman tied to a bed (rape.) The fact that she's terrified of dogs to begin with makes it even worse. The guy who wrangles these poor dogs together and makes them rape his girlfriend is the bad one!

Read our review HERE.

NANOOK (THE LOST BOYS)

This beautiful Alaskan Malamute was not only Sam's best friend, but he eventually became his protector too. So bad-ass was Nanook, that he killed a vampire all by himself... alright, all he did was knock him into a tub full of holy water, but it still counts.

He was a good boy of the highest order.

THORN (THE LOST BOYS)

On the other hand, this white German Shepherd, Thorn, was a very, very bad boy; after all he served vampires, so he really can't be considered one of the good guys, now can he? Good watchdog though.

ZOLTAN (ZOLTAN: THE HOUND OF DRACULA)

As if the title isn't enough of a tip-off, this movie falls into the so-bad-it's-good category. We honestly can't remember whether he was actually Dracula's dog, or if he was Dracula incarnate, searching for a human host to jump into. Either way, this movie was just bad. Fun to laugh at, but bad.

Zoltan might be the baddest boy of them all!