Showing posts with label Directors- Wes Craven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Directors- Wes Craven. Show all posts

April 19, 2011

Review: Scream 4 (2011)

"... and in the 15th year, Uncle Wes gave us a sequel, and it was good."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1262416/
You just knew it was gonna suck, right? Us too. Wes Craven has been on a weak roll with his films as of late (My Soul to Take, Cursed); it's the 4th installment of a slasher series; and it's a Hollywood Horror flick, which let's face it, means that it's most likely going to be glossy and lame. So we weren't that hyped to see it, although we were admittedly curious about it all... but, ha! It didn't suck! In fact, it was pretty damned good.

The Scream movies have always been a fun, tongue-in-cheek love letter for the Horror Genre, by the Horror Genre. The first one worked so well back in 1996 because it was self aware, and it told us that it was alright to love it, even with all of its cliches' and flaws. The sequels were decent enough, but all critiques aside, they were just fun Slasher flicks, and that's that.

Let us not forget that the first Scream single-handedly breathed life into a DEAD Horror Genre in the late 90's. Go to Wikipedia and look up Horror films: 1990's... some gems can be found here and there, but for the most part it was slim pickin's as far as quality goes. So, 15 years later, here comes Uncle Wes once again bringing us back to Woodsboro for another go around with Ghostface.

Much respect to the original Ghostface Killah, aka Tony Starks. Wu-Tang forever!
It's the same basic story here as it was with the previous two sequels; Sidney returns home for some reason or another, and she's all nervous to be there because of her terrifying past, Gale is still a bitch, Dewey is still a lovable dork, only he's Sheriff now... you know the drill. Smart, self-aware in-jokes fly left and right like a flock of flaming birds, the smart Jamie Kennedy-ish film geeks break down the new rules for us, and everyone is made to look suspicious, obviously to keep us guessing as to who is doing the killing this time. Oh, and Ghostface still really wants to terrorize Sidney, which is really the point of it all. The whole thing was like seeing old friends.

Old, well-armed friends.
Emma Roberts is the new blood in part 4, playing Sidney's cousin who ends up being the focal point of the movie for the most part. She's a good actress and adds a lot to the movie with her presence, probably because she's also a great Hottie. Sidney gets her share of the spotlight too, of course, and the best part about her character in this one is the fact that she's kinda ballsy and tough, which made for a few good fight scenes. Oh yes, she breaks out some Krav Maga on Ghostface, and goes all Fright Club on his ass. See what I did there? Fright Club... like Fight Club, because there's fighting and it's scary... nevermind.

The big questions that everyone seems to have regarding part 4 are "does Sidney die at the end?" or "is it revealed that she is the killer this time?" We aren't going to spoil anything that big of course, but we will say that while you might see the ending coming a bit before it arrives, it's pretty cool. We actually found ourselves surprised when certain people got knocked off by Ghostface, because we were just sure it was them doing the killing. These movies have always been fun little guessing games, and this one is no different.

What are you doing creeping around with that knife, Sidney?
Of course the real star of these movies is Ghostface him/her/their self. The iconic killer is back in a big way in Scream 4, slicing and dicing loads of kids up in creative ways, and just being all kinds of anti-hero bad-ass. I know, he's no hero at all, but don't tell me some people don't cheer for him. Ghostface seems extra pissed-off and menacing in this one, and his theatrics are just as good here as they've been in any of the previous Scream movies.

Icon.
 
The sheer amount of Hotties crammed into the cast is mind-bottling; Sidney's tough new attitude and karate skills; Ghostface's venom; Emma Roberts showing off her acting awesomeness; Rory Culkin proving once again that he's probably the best actor in all of the Culkin clan; Hayden Panettiere and her Horror-smart hotness; Anthony Anderson playing it with very little humor, and being pretty good at it; Alison Brie's sexieness; "I'm in the closet"; the blood; the kills; and basically the overall feel of the movie.

That was all pretty good.

That picture would sure make a good banner...
Dewey's bumbling can be annoying; Gale's anything is annoying; why couldn't Anthony Anderson have lived? We like him; Not enough time was spent on Sidney's character, because the ensemble was so big... she/Neve was great in this, and deserved to have more to do.

She was pretty good too.
Hayden Panettiere's hair... what the hell? You still look cute with it cut short, but let it grow back, girl!

What is that craziness, Hayden!
Yes, there is gore, and a surprisingly fair amount of it too.

Looks like the inside of a microwave.
Sorry, but nudity has never been the Scream way. Dammit.

Oh, the nudity that could have been!
Four times is the charm. Also, we'd be fine with seeing a Scream 5 after this one. Honestly.

We'd also be fine with seeing Hayden Panettiere naked. From the looks of it, so would Emma Roberts.
This is one of those Horror flicks that we all need to get our tails to the Theater and support, because it was great. Not perfect, but great none the less. If you love the Scream movies, and especially the first one, then you'll love number 4 as well, because it's just about as good as the 1996 original. It's great to see Wes Craven and Ghostface back in good form, and we are not opposed to the idea of Scr5am. Scre5m? Screa5? Oh hell, whatever you call it, we just want a part 5! Yeah, we just asked for another sequel. Make it happen, Wes.

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Oh, and Emma Roberts, make some nudity happen. Please. *Same goes for you, Hayden, Alison, Marley, Kristen, etc...

... and speaking of the Hotties of the movie, click the banner below to see some pictures of them. You will be pleased.

http://thehorrorclub.blogspot.com/2011/04/girls-of-scream-4.html

January 17, 2011

Review: My Soul to Take 3D (2010)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0872230/
I was really, really looking forward to this one. as were all of my fellow THC freaks; Wes Craven is who he is after all, and despite a few lackluster efforts lately, he usually tends to make some really good flicks. Well, this one is lackluster too, I'm afraid, and it made us sad. 

Forget the 3D aspect of the movie, as it was an afterthought (like it seems to be with most 3D movies these days), and it ended up being nothing more than a marketing gimmick. It did nothing to enhance the movie or make it more fun. At all.

So forget about that mess, and let's concentrate on the plot.

Why?
It's 1994 and the Riverton Ripper is on the loose. His name is Abel. He's killed a bunch of girls, and after killing his pregnant wife, he calls his Doctor for help because he feels like he's "losing it." Just as he's about to kill his 3 year old daughter, the police arrive on the scene and shoot him. While they're checking to see if he's dead, he grabs a gun and shoots his Doctor. They shoot him again, and he vows to return.

On the way to the hospital (why?), the Cop and Paramedic talk about souls or something, only to have Abel sit up and slash the paramedics throat with a hidden knife. Yeah. The ambulance flips over due to the knife violence, and Abel escapes into the river, as do all of our hopes for this movie... and that's just the opening sequence.

"What is this shit?"
16 years later (of course), we find out that 7 kids were born on the very night that the Riverton Ripper died/didn't die, and every year they have a party to celebrate the anniversary of his death/un-death. As if you didn't see it coming, the "Riverton Seven" are killed off one by one, and of course the creepy kid of the school gets blamed. The creepy kid, Bug, has to figure out the mystery of Abel the Ripper, and why he can't get laid by the hottest girl in school. 14 plot twists later, it all makes perfect sense, and yet no sense at all... Come on... baby and big sister... Bug and his cranky older sister... Think hard.

The knife is family.
Riddled with cliches and a janky plot, I can't imagine how in the world anyone thought this movie would be good. It's predictable, safe, and at times, nonsensical. When the big reveal about Bug hits us, it isn't very compelling other than it compelled us to shake our collective head in disgust. The next big reveal (the one that "explains it all") was even worse. By the time the ending was in sight, my attention was anywhere else but on the screen.

Oh, cake!
Hollywood seems to be fine with making half-assed movies like this and marketing them to Teens, whom they obviously think are complete morons. I mean, they're coming out with a Rubik's Cube movie after all... Fine, Teens can suffer through sub-par crap easier than an older audience can, but still, can't they make the crap less crappy at least? I can hate on Twilight for everything that it is (and never could be), but that movie still make more sense than this one ever could. I just said that. Trust me, that's saying a lot.

My, what big hands you have... for a small Teenager.
I'm getting tired of making excuses for our genre's great directors, and the bad films they've offered us in recent years. Hell, the remakes of Wes Craven's classic movies are better than most of what he's given us since maybe the first Scream. Maybe guys like him just lose their touch. Maybe they don't have the power anymore to fight the execs that sit behind the desks and demand profit over quality.

Whatever the reason, we're the ones suffering for it.

Yeah, we want vengeance too.
My Soul to Take sounded interesting enough, but delivered on none of that promise... unless of course you're 14 and have no clue what good movies are yet. I would have liked it when I was 14. Maybe. Let's hope we get a better effort from Mr. Craven with Scream 4, because we didn't get much of one here.

Just skip it and know you're better off for doing so.

At least this movie had a couple of cuties in the cast. At least it had that.

July 29, 2009

DVD Review: The Breed (2006)

I love movies that involve doggy-style, and this one has plenty of it...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455362/
Cast Members of Note- Taryn Manning, Michelle Rodriguez, Oliver Hudson, Eric Lively, Hill Harper and Lisa-Marie Schneider.

A group of Post-Grad students head to a secluded island for a weekend of fun and hi-jinks, which mainly consists of drinking, trying to get laid and ripping on each other. Of course, the lone black guy in the movie takes the brunt of a lot of the ribbing since he's the "tag-a-long" and all. The poor guy just wants to get laid, but the snooty white girls will have none of it!

"Um, like, no and stuff. "
They drink, play a game of "spin the whore," drink, shoot bows, drink, and drink. When a little puppy shows up, it not only warms everyone's hearts, but it also brings death with it. The little scamp is part of a dog-gang that bullies humans and steals their wallets. They even smoke cigarettes! They're bad dogs!

Spin the whore.
The vicious dog-gang sets upon the lame College kids, nipping and biting their way through them in a blaze of dog-glory. In what has to be the films highlight, Taryn Manning actually karate fights a dog! It's really something to see. Will it be enough to save them though, or will the dogs have their day? I'm not going to spoil the ending for you here, but I will say that it doesn't look good for the humans.

The humans are fucked.
For a B-movie, The Breed was well-made, well-acted, and had a pretty decent level of suspense. The idea of intelligent, pissed-off dogs terrorizing a group of people may sound absurd, but it works to great effect here. Apparently Wes Craven sprinkled a little of his magic Horror dust over this production, because this was a pretty cool movie.

The realism on display throughout this one is what really made me the most happy; for once, we get a group of people that thinks things through and act pretty smart. It's pretty refreshing to feel as though the filmmakers made a movie for intelligent people for a change.

"We'll name him Death-Bringer!"
Bad dogs! You don't kill the hot women! Go lay down!

This dog needs to go back to Bitch School!
The ending... really? Does every single Horror movie have to use the same lame-ass ploy for one final jump scare in the very last scene?!? Boo! Yeah we get it, assholes; you suck at closing a film properly.

Us too, man. Us too.
Dog murder, dogs mauling people, arrow violence, dog explosions... there's all sorts of dog-on-dog, dog-on-people, people-on-dog, an even people-on-people violence to be had here.

Yeah, don't help him or anything.
Nope.

These are the puppies I really wanted to see...
"Woof!" or "Bark!" or "Grrrr!" or "Some scary ass lassie's, that's what!"

Dogs hate people. Also, never trust puppies, because they lie.

This dog hates you.
This is a surprisingly good movie. Smart, tense, violent, well-made... this is definitely one to rent or buy, depending on your mood. Thanks for giving us a good one, Uncle Wes!

B+

The Breed is available now on Blu-ray and DVD.

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The women of The Breed make us howl with delight.