|"I should be number one, mate."|
|Death Dealer, Sex Dealer... she can be both.|
They're fun flicks (if uneven ones), and though they tend to be a bit over the top with their crazy wire-fu antics, we can't help but get excited every time a new installment hits Cinemas.
If Hollywood could figure out a way to have Kate Beckinsale's Selene square off with Milla Jovovich's Alice... I think most Horror Fanboy's heads would explode. Maybe implode. Either way, a crossover event like that would be crazy fun. And crazy, ccrazy sexy.
|She was better in Whiteout than Whiteout was in Whiteout.|
-Sexy British accent.
-Not a fan of wearing panties.
-Has no issue being naked or scantily clad on film.
-She calls her vagina the "Pharaoh's Tomb."That's not even a joke.
-She actually said these words "I can't do sushi, even. I'd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly!"
-She's a bit of a slut, cheating on Underworld co-star and life partner Michael Sheen with her then Underworld director (now husband), whatever his name is.
-She doesn't shy away from genre flicks.
|You just sit alone in that creepy Motel and think about how bad you are!|
Underworld and Vacancy aside, she may have starred in some shit genre flicks (Whiteout, Van Helsing), but again, who are we to judge? She makes an effort, man, and she looks good while doing so!
|Like a Dominatrix Boss.|
Maybe she could star in a movie called Pharaoh's Tomb; the story of a substance abusing, bisexual serial killer who seduces both men and women for the sake of revenge. Revenge for what, you ask? Who cares! As long as it has some naked, sexy, bloody, ass-revealing goodness, the plot is irrelevant. Maybe you could throw in a monkey, or make her a nanny or something, to keep it interesting.
Don't ask us. It's Hollywood's call.