Release Date: On DVD 4/17
Written by: Carl Mueller and Eron Sheean.
Directed by: Xavier Gens.
Starring: Lauren German, Michael Biehn, Milo Ventimiglia, Courtney B. Vance and Rosanna Arquette.
As end-of-the-world flicks go, The Divide exists to show us that you can only trust yourself if you want to survive, and that there's probably no point in trying to do that anyhow.
I mean, if New York City didn't survive, then who the hell are you to think that you deserve to?
Iron Eye Cody pollution commercial, but who are we to say. Anywho, with Nuclear Armageddon happening right outside of the window, the hot chick makes a run for it, only to be herded into the basement of her apartment building with 8 other jerk-nuts.
|Oh, the humanity.|
I say jerk-nuts because once they make it into the basement and realize that they cant leave if they want to live, they all act like complete savages towards each other. They have sexy parties, argue a lot, die, fight amongst each other, do a little raping, and some even begin to wither and fall apart due to radiation sickness! So basically, it's not a very fun time for any of them.
|It might be fun for him though, because he has peaches.|
And so our 8 survivors have to deal with armed men in bio hazard suits, radiation, Michael Biehn's secrets, and the fact that life as they know it is basically over, all while trying not to kill each other. Then again, they kind of want to kill each other, except for the hot chicks, who are there for sexing up and not killing. It becomes a grown up Lord of the Flies in a way, only no one eats the fat kid.
|With that suit and that gun, I'm sure he'll be safe.|
|Then again, we suppose there's not much left to explore.|
|That's a rough way to commit suicide.|
|Creepy-meter Level: Through the roof.|