June 14, 2010
True Blood: Season, Ep 1
After watching the first episode of the new season of TB, I can honestly say that I liked it better than most of Season 2 as a whole. The Good- -Eric is still a bad ass. -Bill is a bad ass rather than whiny in this episode. -Lafayette is back to his bad ass self -Jessica and Sophie Ann are both super hot. Sookie too, to a lesser degree. -Pam is finally emerging from Eric's shadow and showing some personality. -The wolves. Awesome.
Real wolves. You hear that, Twilight? REAL WOLVES.
-Sookie is slightly less annoying than she was before, but she's still annoying.
-Tara being all angry and inconsolable... again. Please take her character in a different direction, it's getting old. And let her date someone with a better name than Eggs this time. Please.
-Stop teasing us with hot near-lesbian coed action, and deliver.
I would let her bite me and become her human man-bitch for eternity.
Ok Sam, what was with that erotic gay dream? For a moment there, I thought you were going to shape shift into Bill's butt plug. It came that close.
Our hopes, questions, and demands-
- Please let the magister stick around this season. Zeljko Ivanek is a great actor.
"And playin' with your own titties in a car full of dudes aint?"
"Bitch, you and me bridge.. that aint never gonna motherfuckin' happen."
"I should warn you, I've fed."
Overall, episode 1 rocked. This season is going to be great.
It's not what it looks like. I think.