December 29, 2009

The last DVD Tuesday of the decade!

At least 2009 goes out in style, giving us a few DVD goodies to send it off with. From best to worst, here are this week's notable releases. 9 is an excellent little animated post-apocalyptic flick, that you need to see. Keep in mind that it might give the kids nightmares though before letting them watch it, which I totally support, so give it a go! Paranormal Activity may be the highest profile horror release of the year thanks to its genius marketing strategy. Though it may not be the scariest thing you've ever seen (as its been billed), it's definitely creepy and worth a watch. Alone, and in the dark of course. Carriers was another fun little post-apocalyptic movie, that was better than I expected it to be. Plus, I really like the hot chick from Everwood, so it was destined to be a movie that I liked. Vampire Killers aka Lesbian Vampire Killers... Why the title change? Seriously America, are we to the point where a frigging movie title is going to get people to whine and picket? It's a dumb horror comedy that involves lesbian vampires being killed, so can't we just call it what it is? Geesh. Jennifer's Body sucked for the most part, save for the slick texture of it all, and the hot chicks making out with each other, and you can thank Devil Coby for said suckage. Watch it on mute, and you may actually enjoy it. And finally we have A Perfect Getaway, which underwhelmed me, but wasn't all that bad. Confusing, I know. Rent it maybe, but don't expect much. So until 2010, see you in 2010! That didn't make much sense, but you get the gist.

Skjult (Hidden) (2010)

"I wanted to like this movie, but in the end it left me feeling cold and indifferent..."

Sub-Genre- Supernatural/Backwoods Horror
Cast Members of Note- Kristoffer Joner, Cecilie A. Mosli and Karin Park.

Kai Koss is a creepy guy with an even creepier past; it seems as if his evil Mother used to lock him in a secret room in the basement, torture him and... well, torture him. After years of said abuse, Kai escapes his dungeon home, runs through the woods, and kills another kids parents. The kid runs off into the woods, and falls off of a cliff, making Kai responsible for his death too. Or was he?

"Give mommy a kiss!"
Years later, Kai is called to the morgue to identify the wizened old corpse of his Mom, and bid her good riddance. He gives her a creepy, lingering kiss, she jump-scares him, and he runs. He heads back to his old family home, presumably to close it up and sell it, but instead comes across a creepy ghost that likes to play dodgeball with him. Naturally, instead of running like the wind, he stays and looks around the poorly lit house saying things like "who's there?" and "are you there?" Who wouldn't do the same?

Screw that noise, I would leave.
Soon enough, people start going missing in the woods around the house, prompting the Police to start a manhunt and look at Kai for the creepy SOB that he is. Or might be. Did something more sinister and "hidden" happen to the little boy in the woods that night? Is Kai Kross insane? Will anyone remember this movie after seeing it once? Yes, yes, and not likely.

"You, sir, are an effing nut-job."
Skjult (Hidden) is a suspenseful, creepy little movie that delivers the visual goods and mood in spades. It's beautifully shot and edited, and a times the movie makes the skin crawl just by the way the scenes are set up and unfold. The acting is a highpoint here, with Kristoffer Joner and Cecilie A. Mosli (both stars of the equally creepy Naboer) doing a solid job of making you believe/feel what is unfolding on screen.

As gorgeous as this film is, I was sadly let down by the bland story and obligatory twist at the end. It absolutely gripped me in the early going when I thought it was a ghost story, but then lost me when it changed gears and became an "alone in the woods" stalk-and-slash movie instead. It's a shame that movies like this try to out-clever themselves instead of playing it straight, because that usually only serves to hurt a film's good points.

Q- I that his mom, or is he nuts? A- Yes.
Jump-scares? Really? With all of the attention to atmosphere and mood that the filmmakers put into this movie, why in the world would they ruin it all with cheesy, lame, jump-scares?

We get some blood and gruesome images, but Skjult is filled with far more jump-scares than it is good kill scenes. For shame.


Next time what say you lose the shirt.
Norwegian forests are very dangerous. Also, I really am starting to despise twist endings.

Everything was great about this movie except for the story, which I suppose really makes the whole thing not so great... It's not a bad movie-going experience, just one that made me roll my eyes and left me feeling unsatisfied and a bit bummed. When it hits American Theaters in January as a part of this years After Dark Horrorfest, I have a feeling that many of you will feel the same.


Cecilie A. Mosli is in this.

December 28, 2009

THC's 2009 Year in Review

2009 was one hell of a year for Horror and Genre films, and this gathering of our Year in Review articles surely proves it!

… or does it?

Either way, here's our take on the Horror Happenings of 2009. Enjoy.

Review Archive
PART TWO: 6-10
Honorable Mentions
PART TWO: 6-10
Honorable Mentions

December 26, 2009

The 2009 Review Archive

2009 is the first full year in which we reviewed the hell out of some movies, and these 130+ reviews are the end result.


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