August 1, 2008
The Importance of The Horror Hottie
One thing that Horror flicks manage to do (for the most part), aside from giving us a good scare or two (again, for the most part), is fill the screen with some hot chicks. They are as important to a horror movie as is the blood and carnage, and that's saying a lot; I mean, who are we supposed to root for if not the sweet cute girl that doesn't deserve whats happening to her? And who is better to cheer upon their death than the proverbial bitch that has it coming to her?
See what I'm saying?
We get the bad girls: smoking, drinking, having sex... We all want to date her (guys, that is), but we know she's poison. Sweet, tasty poison.
We get the virginal sweet girls: usually the last ones alive... We'd bring her home to mom, take her to the prom, and go home and rub one out when she denies us getting to second base. Sigh.
Sometimes we even get the hot evil chicks, which may be the best of them all... but we love them despite their type, don't we?
Cute, slutty, naked (Preferably naked), sassy, deranged, slutty, naked, vulnerable, strong willed, slutty, naked... They inspire us in many ways. I'm not mentioning some of those ways here, especially the ones that involve mashed potatoes and a hairbrush. (I heard about that on the internet. Honest.)
Any way you slice it, we need them in our movies, no matter what role they're playing. So celebrate them with us, because we like pictures of hot chicks.